Chickens.
You all know I like them. You all know my husband is the evil man who won’t let me have them.
(Okay, so in complete honesty he says I can have them… but I have to be the one who goes out in the minus 20 degree winter temperatures to feed, water, and clean the coop in mid January and we all know that’s not happening.)
Yeah… no.
But if I did have them?
I would totally be on board with the latest chicken trend.
Tutus!
Chickens…
In tutus!
Granted, not all of them look thrilled with the idea.
And okay, watch out for that one. He looks homicidal….
But chickens in tutus!
It’s a good thing.
Thank you Martha.
I thought you might.
Eh? Chicken tutus? now youre just making stuff up for shits and giggles
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Oh no…. I wouldn’t. It’s really a thing.
https://www.mypetchicken.com/catalog/Diapers-and-Saddles/Chicken-Tutu-see-color-and-size-options-p2838.aspx
Even Amazon has them!
Rainbow Chicken Tutu https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N3NSZFQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_YkwrDb2MFSDCJ
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The world has gone mad!
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Perhaps. But I look at it this way…. I’ll never run out of blog fodder.
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Lol very true
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You are… demented.
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You say that like it’s a bad thing…
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I’m with your husband. Chickens are just….*shudder*
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Oh, he likes them. Just not in a blizzard at 20 below…
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Oh. Well then, I have nothing more to add 🤐
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Maybe you just need to see one in a Tutu. That’s sure to change your mind…
😉
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Sorry. Dressing chickens is nutz!
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But stylish…. no?
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No. 😛
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Et tu, too?
Hey! Go easy on me. I haven’t had my first cup yet.
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No quarter is given here…
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Haha! Great one Rusty!
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Like Rusty, I haven’t had my first cup’o joe, but……..no, no chicken tutus. I think they’d go on peck you to death when you fall asleep at night. Chickens are like the mob, they hold grudges, they don’t forget and they will make amends.
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I’m getting the feeling this is a very anti chicken group.
*note to self- reevaluate blog friends*
😉
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No, pro chicken, anti bad chicken fashion!
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Have you seen chicken diapers? Now that’s bad chicken fashion!
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Uhh….no, but I think chickens would agree, they already have feathers and don’t need additional accessories because their feathers are their fashion statement. Go Chickens! Rebel against current fashion trends, BE YOUR CHICKENY SELFS!!!!!
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Come on, you know every girl (hen) needs a little help now and then.
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Here’s one reader who isn’t in the “very anti-chicken group.” I say chickens don’t belong outside in “a blizzard at 20 below” — or even at 20 below in no blizzard. The least you can do in such weather is bring them in to a warmer place, like your refrigerator (if you want to be fastidious, spread newspapers on the shelves). This will also give you a good excuse to buy an extra fridge (like the basic model you prefer) to move the cold food into….though you may have to duke it out with hubby as to which fridge gets the chickens and which fridge gets the food.
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You make a valid point. It would be a much shorter walk in the winter…
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I could not watch Orange is the new Black without thinking of you!!
Have you seen it?? There are 5 episodes that call out for you!
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I haven’t. Our internet speed is too slow to stream properly so no Netflix.
😰
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I like chickens, but not these.
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My wife has made (a few) “jackets” for our chickens in the past.
They are just a gimmick.
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They are. But they make dog sweaters as well…. and I’ve never seen the dogs complain.
😉
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Tutus on chickens? Funny but sooo wrong…
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This is definitely an anti tutu crowd!
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That is just wrong on so many levels…
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How can tutus ever be wrong…?
😉
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God, great minds do think alike. I’ve just re-homed my flock, because the whole cleaning the chicken coop thing was getting old. I’m now chicken free.
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As soon as they discover a self cleaning chicken? I may be able to talk my husband into a flock…
I mean really, is it too much to ask for them to do a little light housekeeping? Geesh.
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