I like candy.
You probably like candy.
I imagine everyone likes some kind of candy….
I dare you to like this candy.
Yes….. Zombie Skittles are coming to a store near you.
Hidden rotten flavored pieces?
So let me get this straight…. I chew all the normal fruity flavors with stupid new names and then bam!
I swallow one that tastes like a zombie….
What the hell does a zombie taste like?
Okay, thanks.
That certainly clears it up.
River's world..... 
4.0 ounces isn’t exactly a sharable amount, not when candy is for dinner.
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You can have mine….
🤢
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Promise? 🤡
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I do.
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They’re a bit late in copying the Harry Potter Bertie Bott’s Beans idea.
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And in this case, it’s not better late than never….
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What was fantasy is now a reality?
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Glad you said it for me…
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Uhhhhhh……I like candy too. Things that taste rotten that advertise as candy? Here, you can have mine, River. You can even have my portion that doesn’t taste rotten. Also, if you’re interested, I have some swamp land for sale. Goes great with the whole zombie mood and it will only cost you a couple of million! What a deal! 🙂 Mona
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Thank you, no. On both counts…
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We should give both of our portions to Kenneth T. He’ll eat anything! Hehheehee!
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Works for me…
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There is a brand of jellybeans called something like “Bean-Boozled” which contains jellybeans where each color can be one of two different flavors…. either something normal, or something utterly disgusting. I swear some of the flavors it claims are in the box include sweaty socks, dead fish and……….. vomit. Zombie Skittles have nothing on puke flavored jellybeans. Apparently, people actually buy the things….
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Dead fish jellies? Mind boggling…
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Since I was straightening up the candy aisle this morning, I decided to jot down all TEN delicious alternate flavors that can be found in each box of Bean Boozled jellybeans:
Stinky Socks
Spoiled Milk
Stink Bug
Canned Dog Food
Rotten Egg
Booger
Dead Fish
Toothpaste
Dirty Dishwater
Barf
Doesn’t that list just make your mouth water….
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Not in the least little bit…. no.
But it does make me wonder who taste tests these for the company before release. And how do they know if the flavor is a little off the mark? Exactly how many stink bugs do you have to eat before you become an expert….
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Just a novelty; I’m sure
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Of course, but who buys this stuff… and when did vomit become an appealing flavor?
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There’s a brand I won’t be buying.
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You and me both.
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YOU are aiding and abetting Skittles!!! It is still SUMMER and here you are talking about Halloween–why not Christmas!??!
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I blog ‘em as I see ‘em…..
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What does a zombie taste like? I could describe experiences with my ex but that would be more off putting than the skittles taste.
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Thank you for not sharing…
😉
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I’ll stick to my occasional Lily’s chocolate bar, thanks.
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Don’t blame you…
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Kids would find it hilarious and eat it. They’ll eat anything they’re not supposed to. So vomit and zombie sounds just up their alley.
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And yet we love them…
Odd, that.
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No thank you.
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NOPE! Just like those damn jelly beans, NOPE! No surprise vomit bean for me, thanks!
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Do you suppose anyone ever craves vomit flavored food?
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Prolly. You know how people do.
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I’ve never felt the urge to swallow vomit on purpose, but I’ll take your word for it.
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Ha! It’s like those bamboozled jellybeans. Why would I want to do that? To good candy.
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I know! Wrong, just wrong.
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