A restaurant review in which we make cocks out of mocks.

I’ll explain later…
Pepper’s Landing is a new seafood place we’d been wanting to try.

It follows the latest trend of slightly industrial looking spaces, with exposed duct work and open rafters.

Being Maine, naturally there’s a live lobster tank.
And being allergic, naturally they sat me right next to it. Cruel and unusual punishment to be sure.
There was also this handy technical breakdown for the lobsterly challenged among us.

I got a huge kick out of this as no Mainer worth their salt would ever eat the body (carapace). Of course no Mainer would ever call it a carapace either.
Though “Do not eat head” is always sound advice in a restaurant.

But call me crazy, I don’t think advertising your lobster as “stringy” and “gamey” is going to win many converts.
Moving on…

I opted for a blueberry martini, which was delightfully potent… but my girlfriend chose the Blue Atlantic mocktail….

And then added two shots of Grey Goose.
Putting the cock in her mock.
Fresh blueberries, fresh basil…. it was fabulous! And what we drank from then on.

We saw some massive bar pretzels going by, but opted for blueberry bbq wings…

And crab quesadillas instead.

Wings? Quite good.
Quesadillas? Not nearly enough crab.
Perhaps they fought back in the kitchen…

I chose the seafood pasta, which was basically scampi…

And though it looked bland…. it was fresh, perfectly cooked and with just the right amount of garlic.
Husband went with baked haddock in sherried butter and lobster cream sauce with asparagus.

Pardon the blurred photo, I think the Grey Goose was kicking in.

Dessert was cheesecake for the husband.

And a traditional Maine Whoopie Pie for me.
Slightly disappointing as it had been frozen and hadn’t thawed out properly. One should not risk breaking a tooth when one eats a Whoopie.
Rating?
B – , but worth trying again.
“Gamey and stringy” – you’re right, maybe not what you want to include in your advertising. Dessert surf looked good.
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Not the words you usually think of when describing lobster… and not the ones apt to make non lobster people convert either.
🦞
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Holey cream face Batman, that’s a whole lotta pie. hehehe
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It certainly was.
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I appreciate the breakdown ha. I’m lobster challenged despite living on an island with ample opportunities to try lobster. One day. 😃
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What are you waiting for? Melt some butter and jump in!
🦞🦞🦞
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I agree that a restaurant shouldn’t describe any of their food in a negative manner stringy is not appealing whatsoever. But the cocktails, the food and dessert looked pretty darn good. 😎
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Worth a second trip…
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I love lobster but wouldn’t eat it there – serious WTF moment! I think I could take that entire cocktail list. Why choose when you don’t have to?
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I do love working my way down a cocktail list…
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That pretzel! Thumbs up for always managing to find one thing in each food post that I would actually want…
I remember the first time our grocery store got a live lobster tank. I was a kid, and no where near the animal lover I am now… but when my Mom explained it to me what was going to happen to those poor things, I was horrified! It would be like having a chicken coop outside of KFC…
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Yikes. That would be beyond creepy!
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Sadly for me, lobster is traif … forbidden … but eating the carapace? Even us inlanders know better than that. Never ate lobster while I was traveling through there. Probably should have, but being a chowdah fan and having powerful cravings for it … well, yeah … a bit unnatural. My trips were very quick affairs … get in, get out. Main was no place for a big truck.
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Too many small old towns, I can see that. Our chowdah does rock though…
😉
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The drink prices are quite cheap compared to FT. Lauderdale prices–have enough blueberries and you have a cheap dinner!!!
“Slightly disappointing as it had been frozen and hadn’t thawed out properly. ” Said by a woman who has eaten frozen Sarah Lee pie more than once!!
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Yes… but it was always properly thawed.
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Blueberries in my booze + and a ginormous pretzel = complete dinner! Another great post.
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You can’t go wrong with blueberries and booze….
😉
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River,
A cocked up mock sounds divine! And all of a sudden, I’m hungry. Hmm…the weight I gain just by looking at your food! Mona
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Virtual food. No calories!
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Are you really not supposed to eat the body and head? I thought people eat it… like fish eyes 🤮… delicacy and all.
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No head! No body!
Ever…
😳
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I know people who eat those parts and love it 🤢
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🤢 indeed…..
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Local restaurant owned by…. locals? Odd. Maybe stringy and gamey are a warning? My directive would be more like Body of Lobster: to be eaten only if dying of starvation.
Anyway, I want a Low Tide and your husband’s plate.
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I’m not sure they’re actually local. Though there’s a story on the wall about Pepper, their grandfather the lobsterman.
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Okay.
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I can’t believe that they still make Whoopie Pies…
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They’re a staple of the Maine diet and now in come in multiple flavors. Next up? Pumpkin Spice Whoopies.
* shudder *
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omg…………..food coma!!
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Cod, you’re making me hungry!
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Sorry… I couldn’t halibut.
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What’s a Maine root blueberry? We get Maine blueberries here and Cathy has them in a smoothie every single day. Now I know all about whoopie pies. They’re absolutely incredible and I’m even willing to surrender them to the great state of Maine, just Because North Carolina can claim the mighty Krispy Kreme donut. I did tell a Canadian friend once that if there was a Tim Horton’s within fifty miles I would be locked in a severe existential crisis. Like me some doneys.
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Maine Root is a brand of soda. They make a very good ginger beer I use in my Moscow mules.
https://www.maineroot.com/
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