It’s time to take a look at the riveting happenings posted on my town’s FB page again.
There are the usual missing critter reports.
Though pigs have taken a back seat to birds this week.
Snakes are actively being sought.
As are nuts.
*Note to male readers – I do not support the crushing of nuts between your legs. No letters, please.*
Artful pumpkins are being carved…
And grapes are plentiful.
Syrup is available.
As are extremely round sheep.
Then there’s the woman who wants everyone to watch a program about garbage.
Garbage…
You’re doing it wrong.
River's world..... 
I’m with “Shaun the Sheep” and give you not one, but two thumbs up
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Shaun would no doubt approve….
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Isn’t that Timmy?
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You’re right, Timmy.
Pay no attention to me…. I just got back from having (a liquid) lunch at our local pub.
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Now you’re just making me jealous 😉
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Burning it at both ends, I see.
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Great post! What a wonderful way to start my Saturday morning. I am definitely smiling now … and wishing I lived in a small town rather than in this teeming metropolis.
I was enjoying your post enough as it is, but the GIF of Timmy the Sheep (of Shaun the Sheep fame) was like finding a twenty dollar bill in the pocket of last year’s winter coat.
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Glad you enjoyed it. Living in a small town, we have to get our jollies where we can…. sometimes this involves sheep. Which is a not always a good thing.
😲
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Oh my! :-O
Are you trying to pull the wool over our eyes?
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Would I do that to ewe…?
Never.
😉
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Ha ha! Lovely! I do love a good pun.
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Down the road from me, my neighbor just put up his annual Christmas decorations by the gate.
A large lit plastic Santa standing by a hand lettered plywood sign saying “Put Christ Back in Christmas”
And 2′ X 2′ sign on the gate post saying “Trespassers will be shot!”
Ah … the yuletide season in Texas …
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Ho! Ho! Holy Hell….!
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That’s all the garbage trucks in South Florida—they fling more garbage out of the truck then they get into it!!
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What in the world is a “Toilet snake”??
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I believe it’s self explanatory. It’s a snake that wants to live in your toilet….
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Oh well that makes perfect sense! No wonder the person wanted one.
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In actuality, it’s a tool to remover clogs…. but my explanation is more blog worthy.
😉
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Music wire? A snake that sings!
Must order one immediately….
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Ah, that makes more sense! Thanks for that. Never knew such a thing existed.
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As it happens, I do have a basket full of black walnuts from a walnut tree in my yard, but I gathered them to throw out in the yard for squirrels in winter. However, I would consider taking bids for the nuts from anyone who is cuter than squirrels. I’m sure you qualify, but you’re probably not interested, so please pass the word.
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Cuter than a squirrel is the best compliment I’ve had in a long time…
😉
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So funny.
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Those are great! How did someone lose a chicken? And why did it cross the road anyway?
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The age old question, that. Perhaps it was searching for a toilet snake…
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I’m glad I wasn’t the only person to find the nutcracker gif disturbing…
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I cringed in solidarity…
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I came down here to make a smartass comment about the animated nutcracker…. but lost my train of thought at the very idea that anything could be cuter than a squirrel!
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If it’s any consolation, I think Rivergirl is also cuter than any of the rocks in her recent posts.
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The ultimate compliment! Thank you kind sir…
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Admittedly some of yours give me a run even on my best hair days…
😉
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I would totally enjoy elderberry syrup daily. Will Google. Pity I can’t go collect the grape jelly. The Mister is at least 10% grape jelly.
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While I love grapes… in solid and liquid form… I am not a fan of grape jelly. I do purchase it by the gallon for the orioles every spring though.
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I’m not a fan. Perhaps my husband is part Oriole…
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It’s the only possible explanation….
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John Cleese did that mother/father thing on a slot machine in BRF! OMG and the rabbit was a horror!!
I followed a garbage truck thru my town just after we moved there. Papers were flying out all over, littering the sidewalks. There’s Waste Management for you!
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Where’s the blind Stockbridge, MA judge when you need him? He’d fine that truck $50 dollars and make it pick up all the garbage. But then it wouldn’t ever have to worry about going to war.
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