It’s time to take a look at my local Facebook page again.
And when I did, I realized how critter-centric it’s been lately.
Goats were on the loose again.
And apparently craving pumpkin pie.
This was a bit disturbing.
It’s not often someone is actively seeking deer guts, even around here.
Makes you wonder what this poor guy did.
“…for whatever purpose you would like.” probably doesn’t bode well for that bird.
And speaking of Sunday dinner –
As much as I’d like to come home to a nice meal, the thought of letting a stranger into my kitchen to cook seems a bit odd.
They might find that fuzzy, 11 month old spear of asparagus that got pushed to the back of the fridge… and that’s bound to be embarrassing.
And lastly, there was some news on the crime beat.
Duck theft.
Because sometimes people can’t help themselves.
Over a dozen goats from my neighbors got loose. My brother and I saw them on the dirt road outside our house. They just stared blankly at us… But, when we turned our backs, they all advanced on us.
We finally took off at a sprint…
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The Great Goat Escape…. I think I read about that. Glad you survived the massacre.
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Are you ever not online? Every time I wander into blogland you are here either sharing your observations or leaving comments. I’m in awe of your dedication to the art of blogging. Nicely done, my dear. I wish I could be so attentive, but alas I’m more scattered.
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I’m everywhere… looking over your shoulder as we speak.
Actually I’m just a mobile addict… and now that my husband is working at home and I have to be quiet? Tend to check in here much more than I should.
😉
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Makes sense. Making good use of your time.
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I also schedule most of my blogs a month in advance so it always seems I’m posting.
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I’ve never tried that. I usually am writing the morning I’m getting ready to post. But if I ever got organized like you that’s a good idea.
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I always do it with the vacation posts… but this last series took so long I’ve had to add more timely blogs in the afternoon. Too much ridiculousness… not enough time!
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“I will come to your house & have everything ready for you. No grocery shopping, preparation, or cleanup…” Just ignore the plastic sheeting covering all surfaces to prevent forensic evidence transferal. Clean up will be a breeze!
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It’s a win win….
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Wrinkly pumpkin eating goats, unsociable roosters, decorative duck stealing neighbors, man your neighborhood makes mine seem like I live on the block with Wally and the Beave….🤣😂😁😃😁
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You can have Wally and the Beav…. things get real in the country!
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It sure sounds and looks like it! lol
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I should check ours. We have the same ‘Yer cows are out!’ things.
‘someone left burnout marks in front of my HOUSE!’
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You should. It’s a font of blog fodder!
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Why aren’t duck decoys ‘water suitable’? Did they get taken indoors when it rained?
‘Good weather for ducks.’
‘Not mine mate, they hate it.’
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Good question.
Maybe they’re worried the water will ruin their hairdo…
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I’m puzzled about the “no shopping” part of the home cooked meal.
Where would the food come from?
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They mean you won’t have to grocery shop, prepare or clean up. They’ll do it for you….
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I can understand not having any toilet tissue (that stuff takes up sooo much room – yanno), but people don’t keep food in their house either?
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I could live off what I normally have in my cupboards for months!
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Ho-hum! Really mild compared to living in South Florida!
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Mild and critter filled beats crazy and 90 degrees anyway!
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I hope no one would really agree to a complete stranger coming to cook and clean. That sounds like a scene of a horror movie.
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I know. Count me out!
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I love your town, too. I will not share Indy’s posts, as I can’t bear to read many of them myself 😉
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