I’m speaking of the (oh so helpful) post I did the other day about that most wonderful product…… the butt mask.
I hate to say it, but I’m afraid that bit me in the ass.
You see, right after I posted it? I noticed I had a few new followers:
Not the shoe woman or the wine lover… those are totally understandable.
No, I’m talking about Pistol Pete.
Whose blogs are a little out of my area of expertise.
Am I ready for men’s thong underwear?
No, Pete. I most assuredly am not.
And if Pete wasn’t bad enough? I also picked up his alter ego Daniel Alexander.
I must not know about this.
Really. I mustn’t.
Nothing. There’s no occasion that calls for male G string underwear.
Office party? Nope!
Dinner with friends? Nyet!
Your mother in law’s birthday? Well, maybe….
I’ll throw this one over to my male readers.
What do you say guys… are they comfortable?
In closing, the moral of the story is….
Don’t blog about butt masks.
And say goodbye to Pistol Pete as fast as you can.
Well good for you!
I don’t dare look at your “sharables” today. haha
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Can’t blame you there…
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I must be doing something wrong with my SEO 😂
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Or rather, something right.
😉
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I’ll wait for your other male readers to report in on the g-strings.
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Don’t you want to get ahead of the curve…. so to speak.
😉
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Um, no. I’ll stick with boxers and briefs. No need to experiment.
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We’re locked down. What else do you have to do..?
😉
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I’m shocked (not really) that you’d find new, very unique followers, lol.
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It’s a gift…
That I wouldn’t mind regifting.
When’s your birthday….?
😉
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But it’s fun to mess with them for a while first!!!
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Some things are better left alone. Strange men’s g strings being one of them…
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My G string is very comfortable when I wear it while dancing down at the club…. especially when it is padded full of tips from the ladies.
And yes, that comment was full of something else….
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Glad to hear it. I hate the thought of my readers being uncomfortable while plying their trade.
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… you could try discreetly wearing a jock strap around the house for a few days … it might help you understand why men don’t use them as underwear …
… in two words … “jock itch”, aka tinea cruris among cultured elites.
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Thank you. I shall take your suggestion under advisement…. although I’m not sure how discreetly I can follow through.
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I am shocked, I say. 😉 It’s fun to see what a post brings your way. Couldn’t have predicted Pistol Pete, but then blog life is full of surprises.
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Pistol Pete is quite unpredictable…. or so I’ve heard.
😉
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Or men’s underwear!!!
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That too…
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Well, Pistol Pete, doesn’t matter if you are packing a .44 magnum or a .22 pea shooter, men’s G-String underwear may not bite you in the ass but they will certainly make the area very uncomfortable!
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I don’t want to know what caliber he’s packing.
Nope.
Not me!
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