You can thank me later.
I was flipping through a magazine the other day and saw this little blurb of a review.
Needless to say, I was perplexed.
Buttne?
Exfoliating ass masks?
Excuse me while I crawl back under my rock where such things don’t exist.
Yes…. it’s a real thing.
And according to the description? Will get your behind ready for prime time.
Here’s a helpful product review.
So if you’re looking for a new beauty regime… or if your posterior just needs a little freshening up?
You know who to thank.
If you decide to use that stuff, we’re right behind you…
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This thought does not give me solace….
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Then, your judgement is sound…
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given the conversation try to find a synonym for solace. Please.
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Comfort, support, relief….. they all work.
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My guess… perfect for actors in the “adult” industry. That – and some bleaching type products, I’ve seen advertised before.
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Ah. That explains my lack of knowledge…
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Now that I have awoke in a slightly different universe could someone please point out the door where I entered ? Or do I need to click my heals together 3 times ? Now where is that little dog !
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Grab your ruby slippers…Toto is an unreliable little bugger.
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Good to know such things exist, but I think I’ll pass.
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I will as well….
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Guys, what a perfect way to find out if your S.O. appreciates your sense of humor: give her a gift-wrapped jar of Le Tush and watch her reaction. If you have to duck after she opens it, it’s THE END of your relationship — no ifs, ands, or butts.
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It would make great gag gift…..
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Not a gag for the ones that really need it!
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If you are going to bring it to our attention then you have to try it out and give us a review! 👙🔭🔍📜
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No. This is purely for information purposes… you’re on your own for reviews.
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Will this information be on the test?
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Yes.
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Perhaps they’d like an old, fat lady to test market the product and then post before and after photos? If so, I’m in. Sure could use a little extra cash right now. Might cause a significant drop in my readership, however.
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Or increase it…. though I doubt you’d welcome those kind of readers!
😉
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Gracious. If it’s not one thing to worry about it’s another… if you believe the ads.
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I never believe the ads… but it doesn’t stop me from blogging about them.
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I can just see an enterprising entrepreneur brainstorming late one night, and they get a maddening itch in the tuchas.
“Butt balm! That’s it!”
And a new beauty product comes to life …
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Necessity IS the mother of invention…..
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Like the guy that invented the Pet Rock or chia pet – this’ll make a million bucks.
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Just another body part to spend money and make attractive–since I am a natural beauty I don’t need that stuff!!!
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Considering the body part?
I’ll take your word for it!
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You can blame KK for this.
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I blame her for a lot of things. Might as well add this to the list…
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During this time, Bath & Body cares about me, but not enough to ship my order in a timely fashion. 😦 I am a fan of sugar scrub. No, no, I am addicted to it. I’m over here dying without it. I don’t know about a butt mask, but I need my scrub. I ordered April 16 and it’s in processing.
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I’ve never tried that. But yes, even the 2 day Amazon Prime I pay for is taking a week plus. But if that’s all I have to complain about, I’m good.
😉
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