Unless it’s in a rent by the hour hot sheet motel? I don’t think anyone needs their bed to vibrate.
Just…. no.
If I’m not willing to eat kale? ( and I think we’ve established I’d rather have my toenails ripped off by a hungry wombat ) I doubt I’ll be spreading it on my face any time soon.
Well this is ridiculous.
Leftover chocolate. What’s that?
Proof positive there are a limitless number of kitchen gadgets waiting to collect dust in your cabinet.
Move over avocado hugger and ice cream ball. Spaetzle maker is in da house.
I have no idea if this works or not, but may I just say?
Eww.
When I first saw this I thought… nope, I’ll pass on the motivational self help crap.
Until I realized it could be filled with G&T’s or margaritas.
1:00pm took on a whole new meaning then.
River's world..... 
If the bag is that small and I left some food behind, I’m probably near death anyway…
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Then maybe your descendants could use it to heat seal your body bag….
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That mini food sealer is just a hair straightener that flunked out of high school. Piffle, I say.
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Agreed. And I like the word piffle so much, I shall be using it from now on.
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Can you imagine cleaning out that little blackhead vacuum? Yuck!
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No. I can not!
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I’m going with the motivational water bottle. Perhaps it will inspire Scooter to not drink out of the ditch…. then try to lick me.
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Or the toilet, yes.
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Just make believe that superfood is an avocado dip and dip your chips in it while you sip your Margarita and you will be in heaven!!
I do agree with you about that snack sealer–I DON’T WANT TO KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS LEFTOVER CHOCOLATE IN THEIR HOUSE!! They are NOT to be trusted!
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Dilute my margarita with something healthy? Have we met….
😈
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The bed-vibrating alarm named PPLEE: is that a warning regarding what your body’s reaction may be when it activates?
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I don’t know… and I don’t want to find out.
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ooooooooooooooooooooh we need that bottle!!
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I’m not sure I need added motivation….
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“Handheld vacuum that removes blackheads with suction” I thought it would use harsh language.
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You sound disappointed…
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Not really. I just had to come up with something better than “DUH!”
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