I also love all the ridiculous things people post about on its Facebook page.
In case you were wondering, no one volunteered to remove the stinky little bugger and he was released.
Skunk-1
Homeowner-0.
A reasonable response, but hell.
I didn’t even know we had a potato truck!
I showed this to the husband…. but he said there’s no room in the barn.
😡
I don’t know…
Cowbusters?
I hate when someone beats me to the perfect comment, don’t you?
A chicken plucker!
I’m shivering in avian sympathy.
River's world..... 
I had just reached the far end of nowhere, so I asked a guy by the side of the road “How do I find Rivergirl?”. He said to keep driving.
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Not quite…. we do have indoor plumbing.
But close.
😉
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These are hilarious.
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It’s always a good laugh.
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Chicken plucker, free manure, skunk trappers?? I’m ssoooo glad I don’t have a Facebook page because I shudder to wonder what kind of crap I’d stumble over in this neck of the desert…lol.
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You really should explore your town’s….. just so you know what’s out there.
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If you really want to see some weird shit, become one of Trump’s Twitter followers. Judging by the samples I see (and smell) on TV, I advise wearing a lot more protective gear than you wear to fend off Covid 19.
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Nope.
Not me.
Uh uh.
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You didn’t volunteer for they chicken plucker job?!?!?!?
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I did not. I prefer my birds fully feathered.
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You eat chicken with the feathers on it?
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No, but I couldn’t kill my own either.
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Maybe you could train the cows to wait tables. Eventually, you could have burgers on the menu. In the meantime, you could help the guy who needs manure. I think this works.
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I think you’re right.
I shall suggest it on the cow forum…
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Those are amazing! How much chicken would a chicken plucker pluck anyway?
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Can’t be any more than a woodchuck chucks wood…. those birds are lazy AF.
😉
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Back before, well, just about everything, I worked at a small-town radio station. This post made me feel like I was reading the weekly on-air want-ads again. I’m assuming it’s ‘Bring Your Own Shovel’ for the manure pickup.
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It’s a regular series on my blog. I mean really, how can I not?
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But I thought you said your husband loves free things? 😀
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He does. But unfortunately this love does not extend to livestock.
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I just don’t have any of the right words at the moment to create an adequate comment. I’ll get back to you… 😉
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I wait with bated breath…
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Your town is weird………………….lol!!
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Which is why we love it….
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