It’s not just for furniture anymore.

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My girlfriend was in the market for furniture and asked me to go with her to the new Jordan’s that opened at the Maine Mall.

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Holy mackerel Batman!

Clearly it’s been a long time since I shopped for a sofa, because this was a totally immersive experience.

Yes, that picture is of the one store… not the mall itself. Huge doesn’t begin to describe it. We walked and walked and walked and thought we’d never find the end.

Some of the furniture was…

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Different.

Let’s go with that.

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Wait…

What?

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Is this the hamster night light option?

Or disco lighting for when your urge to do the Hustle is too strong to ignore?

Either way, I’ll pass.

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The home office section had a few quirky pieces as well.

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They were actually selling these vintage typewriters.

Price? $450.

And yes, I’ll be checking the husband’s barn for one as soon as I’m done posting.

So it was an interesting place. But the weirdest thing of all?

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This:

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Yes.

It’s been long time since I went furniture shopping.

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30 thoughts on “It’s not just for furniture anymore.”

  1. Wow. I guess I haven’t been furniture shopping in too long a time. No lighting on my easy chair, please.

    Maybe you could just open the big barn for a day, put insane price rage on everything, blast some music, flash some video and see what happens.

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  2. Wow, that’s just one store?!?! See, the hubs is selling his crap, ahem vintage stuff to upscale stores likes these. And here you thought he was just collecting….okay it’s far fetched but, I’m glad he didn’t go with you. You would have found that green vintage phone thiny in the papa barn I’m sure.

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  3. Who do you think you are fooling? That is the husband’s barn!! Come on–that bicycle table? Yes, that old typewriter and phone? If it isn’t then I suggest you make a neon sign saying THE MAIN MAINE STORE!! Heck the Jordan store will probably buy everything!!

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