Beauty products I probably need, but won’t buy.

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This first one makes me laugh because I’ve been saying it for years.

Don’t waste your money on expensive wrinkle creams ladies… just get some spackle and a putty knife to fill in those cracks.

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See?

Same idea… different packaging.

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Bad pun aside, if I want to slather egg white on my face? I’ll wait until it’s time to bake blueberry coffee cake again.

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No plastic egg required.

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This has always baffled me.

It’s ACID…. and peels off a layer of your skin to boost that brightness. Vegan?

Well no shit.

How many cows do you know who are filled with acid?

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Silicone mask brush?

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Looks like another putty knife to me.

Finally, there’s lip lifter.

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Lip lifter.

For Christ’s sake. I have boob lifting bras and butt lifting panties …. now you want me to lift my lips?

I give up.

Gravity, do what you will. As long as I can still lift the martini glass?

I’m good.

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21 thoughts on “Beauty products I probably need, but won’t buy.”

  1. Yikes!
    Yeah … beauty is dangerous stuff.
    Had to look up hyaluric acid. Apparently it is the same stuff I give one dog for arthritis. Glucosamine. Found in tears as well. Fairly benign stuff. Beats belladonna …
    … still, if every woman wallowed in mud, men would find a way to love them …. might take a decade or two, though …

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  2. Compared to what Trump spends on hair styling (see my new post today), all this stuff is a bargain. I wish he would buy it and try it, because any difference it makes would be an improvement (of course, a mask would be an even bigger improvement, but he wouldn’t be caught dead in a mask).

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