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This first one makes me laugh because I’ve been saying it for years.
Don’t waste your money on expensive wrinkle creams ladies… just get some spackle and a putty knife to fill in those cracks.
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See?
Same idea… different packaging.
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Bad pun aside, if I want to slather egg white on my face? I’ll wait until it’s time to bake blueberry coffee cake again.
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No plastic egg required.
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This has always baffled me.
It’s ACID…. and peels off a layer of your skin to boost that brightness. Vegan?
Well no shit.
How many cows do you know who are filled with acid?
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Silicone mask brush?
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Looks like another putty knife to me.
Finally, there’s lip lifter.
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Lip lifter.
For Christ’s sake. I have boob lifting bras and butt lifting panties …. now you want me to lift my lips?
I give up.
Gravity, do what you will. As long as I can still lift the martini glass?
I’m good.
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I haven’t worn make up in over 30 years. My skin thanks me for it.
Every
Day.
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I only wear it when I go out. Around the house it’s all me…
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I don’t even wear it out. Not even mascara. Most people can make that smoky look work. I look like a panda coming home from a 3 day binge.
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You say that like it’s a bad thing….
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah!
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My issue: Why have women created a 4 billion dollar industry to look knockout gorgeous, only to get mad when men, well, notice?
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I guess that depends on your definition of noticing.
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These days there seems to be a fine line, actually blurred line, between “admiring”, “gawking” and “stalking”.
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Yikes!
Yeah … beauty is dangerous stuff.
Had to look up hyaluric acid. Apparently it is the same stuff I give one dog for arthritis. Glucosamine. Found in tears as well. Fairly benign stuff. Beats belladonna …
… still, if every woman wallowed in mud, men would find a way to love them …. might take a decade or two, though …
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A decade… and a good trowel for scraping.
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Being a natural ‘beauty’ I don’t even look at those things!!!
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Yes, you’re lucky that way. Perfection can’t be improved upon.
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What’s next? A scotal-lift and a beer belly lifter? Okay one of those does already exist, go ahead and guess which one? lol
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I’d rather not if it’s all the same to you..
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Compared to what Trump spends on hair styling (see my new post today), all this stuff is a bargain. I wish he would buy it and try it, because any difference it makes would be an improvement (of course, a mask would be an even bigger improvement, but he wouldn’t be caught dead in a mask).
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“Here’s a tool you can use so your fingers don’t have to actually touch the crap you’re smearing all over your face!” Holy cow, that’s some special ignorance there…
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It’s the kind I always try to feature, yes.
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I wear lip balm. I think that might count as makeup. Otherwise, it’s too much effort unless it’s for an occasion.
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I don’t wear anything at home, if I go out? Mascara, eye liner, shadow and some lip gloss. 3 minutes tops.
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3 minutes??? Woah you got it down pat then. I take ages, bending and moving my arms in weird positions trying to get it right. At least 30 mins.
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Well, if I had a nice little trowel to play with…
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