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This first one makes me laugh because I’ve been saying it for years.
Don’t waste your money on expensive wrinkle creams ladies… just get some spackle and a putty knife to fill in those cracks.
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See?
Same idea… different packaging.
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Bad pun aside, if I want to slather egg white on my face? I’ll wait until it’s time to bake blueberry coffee cake again.
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No plastic egg required.
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This has always baffled me.
It’s ACID…. and peels off a layer of your skin to boost that brightness. Vegan?
Well no shit.
How many cows do you know who are filled with acid?
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Silicone mask brush?
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Looks like another putty knife to me.
Finally, there’s lip lifter.
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Lip lifter.
For Christ’s sake. I have boob lifting bras and butt lifting panties …. now you want me to lift my lips?
I give up.
Gravity, do what you will. As long as I can still lift the martini glass?
I’m good.
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River's world..... 
I haven’t worn make up in over 30 years. My skin thanks me for it.
Every
Day.
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I only wear it when I go out. Around the house it’s all me…
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I don’t even wear it out. Not even mascara. Most people can make that smoky look work. I look like a panda coming home from a 3 day binge.
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You say that like it’s a bad thing….
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah!
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My issue: Why have women created a 4 billion dollar industry to look knockout gorgeous, only to get mad when men, well, notice?
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I guess that depends on your definition of noticing.
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These days there seems to be a fine line, actually blurred line, between “admiring”, “gawking” and “stalking”.
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Yikes!
Yeah … beauty is dangerous stuff.
Had to look up hyaluric acid. Apparently it is the same stuff I give one dog for arthritis. Glucosamine. Found in tears as well. Fairly benign stuff. Beats belladonna …
… still, if every woman wallowed in mud, men would find a way to love them …. might take a decade or two, though …
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A decade… and a good trowel for scraping.
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Being a natural ‘beauty’ I don’t even look at those things!!!
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Yes, you’re lucky that way. Perfection can’t be improved upon.
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What’s next? A scotal-lift and a beer belly lifter? Okay one of those does already exist, go ahead and guess which one? lol
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I’d rather not if it’s all the same to you..
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Compared to what Trump spends on hair styling (see my new post today), all this stuff is a bargain. I wish he would buy it and try it, because any difference it makes would be an improvement (of course, a mask would be an even bigger improvement, but he wouldn’t be caught dead in a mask).
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“Here’s a tool you can use so your fingers don’t have to actually touch the crap you’re smearing all over your face!” Holy cow, that’s some special ignorance there…
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It’s the kind I always try to feature, yes.
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I wear lip balm. I think that might count as makeup. Otherwise, it’s too much effort unless it’s for an occasion.
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I don’t wear anything at home, if I go out? Mascara, eye liner, shadow and some lip gloss. 3 minutes tops.
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3 minutes??? Woah you got it down pat then. I take ages, bending and moving my arms in weird positions trying to get it right. At least 30 mins.
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Well, if I had a nice little trowel to play with…
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I have rosacea, so the list of what I can and will put on my face is quite short — But! Two things! I cut a tube of moisturizer in half October 3rd because I could feel there was more in the pump and lady, I haven’t finished one half of the cut tube yet! And still, I do not buy spatula either…
Also, hyaluronic acid is a SAFE nice gentle ingredient that sucks moisture from the air and puts it in your skin. (basically) Tis what my dry red face needs, not to mention my hands (thank you sanitizer) and feet (age) and elbows (so dry) — well all of me really. No anti-aging, just stealing moisture from the air.
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I have a touch of rosacea as well. No blush required. Good to know about the acid though. Maybe I should give it a whirl..
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I have used at least five different versions/brands and I definitely notice the difference! It’s nice to be … moist.
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Without actually having to say it, yes.
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