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I came home from the store the other day and stepped up on our kitchen landing.
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Which is when I saw it.
Do you see it?
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Let me give you a hint…
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We hadn’t seen the little red bastards for a while, but it was right there.
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A stolen apple wedge. Prominently placed where I couldn’t help but see it.
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That bitch is taunting me now.
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River's world..... 
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahah!!
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Oh she hasn’t even started yet–she told me a few of her plans–keep that tequila bottle handy–to drink!!
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I really don’t need an excuse, but okay. If you insist.
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I think it’s about time you had a serious talk with Mr. Hawk, maybe even make him an offer he can’t refuse, yeah you know what I’m talking about…..Bada bing, bada boom. Momma squirrel is tomorrow’s lunch…..just sayin’.
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This is a juvenile hawk who has been using our backyard as a practice killing zone. It’s bound to happen.
👍
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I have to admit that the placement of the wedge was rather clever, appearing casual on the surface but hinting at a deeper psychological battle… 😉
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Squirrels. Subliminal messengers from Hell…
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Haha… maybe it’s a peace offering?
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Yeah. I doubt it…
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She does seem to have it in for you.
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The harassment is relentless.
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Soon, your acorns will be HERS!
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She can have the acorns, it’s the house I’m worried about.
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Aw, what a sweetie! She likes you!
In other news…. that’s the first time I’ve seen that red squirrel in the meme without the fire someone photoshopped onto it. This may bring you great joy, or possibly give you nightmares…
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A few well placed flames would be helpful…
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It’s like Goldilocks – she’s telling you that piece is juuuuust right. Do them like that from now on 😀
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Ha! If that’s the case I’ll cut them larger so she can choke on them.
😉
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