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It might be a new year, but I still need to laugh.
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I’m speechless.
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If it is? I’m doomed.
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I have Prime. Yay!
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This so reminds me of my MIL. She never missed a thing.
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Funny, but also true.
And because I’m not always snarky?
A few words of encouragement.
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River's world..... 
I showed the monkey tail beard to my wife. I asked her if she wants me to trim my beard. I think her head exploded.
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Sorry about the mess.
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Monkey tail beard? Stupid people posting they won’t get vaccinated? Just two of the many reasons I don’t have social media. I mean if you don’t count my blog, but that’s not social media, it’s more of a rant of my life. As for kale being the cure for COVID, I’m……SAFE!! Safe times eleventy….😷😎😝
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I’m afraid blogs do count. Whether you’re technically social or not.
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I prefer to think of it as, “antisocial” media thank you very much….🤣
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Wait a month and I’ll post my monkey beard–I’m on the way already!!
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I’d like to say I can’t wait, but honestly? I can.
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You may not be as safe at home as you think, because your leaking roof may collapse on you with the next heavy snowfall. You might want to keep a helmet and suit of armor nearby, just in case.
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Just my luck… I’ll avoid Covid, but get smashed flat by our roof.
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ok – so the microchip one – this is the conversation I have with patients all day long!!! I said to a guy the other day “look, THEY probably know everything about you anyway….the size shirt you wear, the last time you had your duvet cleaned, the colour of your underwear, your secret music crush….there is absolutely nothing a microchip could tell THEM that is not already out there on your internet search engine history and your bank statements. He thought otherwise though. He is convinced it is all about population control.
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There are some people you just can’t argue with. And usually the ones who bitch the loudest about privacy are the same ones who freely post pictures and details about where they live, work and play to multiple social media sites. Sorry, but you can’t have it both ways.
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It’s such an odd thing to be worried about. I think more than anything though it perhaps shows that the level of trust in politicians is perhaps at an all time low.
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Glad you ended that on a high note for those of us who are safe at home laughing at covidiots busily screeching about conspiracy theories and monkey tails.
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Happy to help.
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Monkey tail beard? This is a real thing?! I never thought I’d say this, but I’d rather they brought back the mullet.
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That whole microchip idea is moronic when you remember, if they WANTED to microchip all of us, they could just put it in our water…
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Who says they haven’t?
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