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It might be a new year, but I still need to laugh.
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I’m speechless.
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If it is? I’m doomed.
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I have Prime. Yay!
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This so reminds me of my MIL. She never missed a thing.
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Funny, but also true.
And because I’m not always snarky?
A few words of encouragement.
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It’s true, I do.
Did you know…
Russian men who wore beards during the reign of Peter of the Great were required to pay a special tax?
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For his sake, I hope the rate was per beard and not per hair.
Did you know…
John Lennon’s first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles?
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I feel like I should comment on that, but it would probably go south quickly so I’ll refrain.
Did you know…
Reindeer have glands between their toes? They leave scent trails for the herd to follow and, wait for it –
It smells like cheese.
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I don’t know about reindeer, but I’d follow the scent of cheese anywhere.
Did you know…
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than it’s brain?
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Sorry big guy, but yes. It’s true.
Did you know….
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great historical king. Spades – King David. Clubs – Alexander the Great. Hearts – Charlemagne. Diamonds – Julius Caesar.
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Did you know…
According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the most difficult tongue twister is :
The sixth sick Sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.
That didn’t look so hard, until I tried to say it a few times.
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When checking out at the grocery store last week I saw these….
Rap Snacks.
I’m sorry, but no one needs Cardi B. flavored potato chips.
The woman wore a coffee filter to the Grammys. Enough said.
Something else no one needs?
This….
I believe I actually said WTF when I first saw it.
Now come on…. if you have that much facial hair to catch?
Skip shaving altogether and put your beard in a pony tail like all fashion forward men do.
I think by now you all know of my lifelong aversion to dolls.
They’re creepy…. and if you don’t want me to spend the night? Put a few of them in the spare bedroom and watch me run.
But this?
This is the stuff of nightmares.
And speaking of that?
I was cruising Atlas Obscura a while back for an interesting day trip and their recommendation gave even me pause.
Yes, you and your significant other can visit the picturesque vistas of Turkmenistan and tour the Gates of Hell.
And if you think I’m kidding?
I’m not.
Admittedly…. as tourist attractions go, it’s a little strange.
But I’d still rather go there than back to Busch Gardens.
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