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Thrift store shopping is always an adventure. And while it’s true you have to sort through a lot of trash, sometimes you find a treasure. My girlfriend and I used to make monthly pilgrimages to various shops and believe me when I say we have found some seriously odd things. So when I came across this article about the strange things Goodwill employees find, I knew I had to share.
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A suitcase full of dildos? Well, I suppose you could repurpose them like this woman did.
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Yikes. I don’t imagine the kangaroo was too happy about that.
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Damn. I wondered why I couldn’t find mine.
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Is it me? Or are you noticing the distinct trend toward the penile at Goodwill..
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They’re probably right. But it wouldn’t have been me.
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River's world..... 
I could’ve put that lobotomy kit to good use.
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There’s never one when you need it….
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I might have a kangaroo scrotum coin purse. For real. I know it’s kanga fur from AU. I think that’s it, generic kanga fur. But my aunt was a practical joker
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Someone was bound to have one. It might as well be you….
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Right!?
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This reminds me that a broadcast channel is showing and Adam & Eve sex toys infomercial at night and freaking me out. I didn’t think that was allowed.
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Anything goes these days. At least we can switch channels….
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I’m still adjusting to the rampant use of calling someone a d*ck in late primetime.
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Sadly I’m used to that one. We had a neighbor down south whose pet name for her husband was d*ckhead.
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I don’t mind the word. I’m still old school about hearing it on broadcast tv sitcoms. It started appearing, a lot, within the last 12 months.
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Somewhere, on the Internet, someone is drinking coffee from that cup. Probably the person leaving you spam.
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It stands to reason.
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
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Yuck….double yuck! Seriously?!?! Not enough mental bleach to get through the day without these mental images.
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You’re welcome.
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Oh my goodness. I can’t even imagine coming across some of those items, but I think the bird perch is brilliant. A bit bright in color, but brilliant nonetheless.
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The ultimate repurposing.
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And to think I left that cup with my ex, so they would always remember me, which I had especially made for our break up!!
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Sounds like a reasonable parting gift to me..
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I am Thrifty Thrifterton, but I have not yet come across anything sexual (minus the Kama Sutra). I need to move, I guess.
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I’ve found a few suggestive items, but never a dufflebag of dildos. For which I’m quite thankful…
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It would seem I am shopping at the wrong thrift stores.
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That’s the joy isn’t it? You just never know…
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Haha.. I’m glad to popped into this post. Nothing beats reading about asuitcase full of dildos while accidentally spitting out my morning coffee (🤬decaf).
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Happy to help.
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