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I was looking forward to trying this particular scent as it’s one of the company’s best sellers.
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And as usual, the reviews/comments made me chuckle.
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But when I sprayed a little on my arm… I almost choked. The first undertones to hit my nose? A bizarre combination of moldy books, burnt plastic and powdered sugar. Imagine a bakery in an abandoned industrial warehouse. Donuts infused with hot welding shards and burnt rubber. Yes, it was that bad.
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It definitely smelled metallic, like a vanilla drive shaft.
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Mix in some dried grass (vetyver) and a touch of gum resin (opoponax) and the result was downright disgusting. I can honestly say I’ve never washed a perfume off my body before… but I couldn’t stand more than 10 minutes of this one before I attacked my arm with a soapy loofah.
If I didn’t know better I’d say this scent was meant as a gag gift. With the emphasis on gag. 🤢
Self respecting fat electricians around the globe should be insulted.
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You must send it to me immediately. This will be a Crappy Christmas masterpiece!
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Do you really hate anyone that much…?
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I love the comments from above from all the “electricians”…lol
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And they should know…
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… doggy doo on wet grass is a favorite in this family … faint hints of eau-de-polecat punctuate the earthy fragrance and my family likes to roll on the carpet after a romp in the back yard …
If I could just bottle the scent …
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It would be a definite hit with the Kennel Club crowd.
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Vetiver is very earthy – it’s bearable, but I’m not keen on myrhh… and I don’t imagine opoponax is any better.
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Trust me…. the combination is horrible.
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