Tag Archives: perfume

Products no one needs.

November 19, 2020 Rivergirl 29 Comments

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My only question is why anyone makes these things in the first place.

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I prefer my clams in chowder with heavy cream thank you very much.

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Oh, hell no. I can only drink if the BeeGees are playing?

Trust me, if the BeeGees are playing…. I’ll need more not less.

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I’m sorry, but they don’t. Less really is more.

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While this is rather cute? It’s also a great way to take out an eye. Weaponized mallows are over the top, even for me.

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No. Aside from the fact the packaging seems to be marketed for 6 year old girls…

I refuse to wear a perfume named Juicy Bunny on sheer principle.

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Random drivel I have to share.

November 11, 2020 Rivergirl 25 Comments

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For all my pun loving friends..

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Egg yolks…. they don’t always crack you up.

This next one literally made me snort.

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Admit it, you want one.

Or six.

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We passed this little cutie the other day on a back road.

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Perfume…. that smells like gin?

When I have a few too many I tend to spill it on myself. Think of all the time that will save.

And finally…

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Oh sweet Jesus, no.

First kale killed the dinosaurs… and now my tomato wants a piece of me?

Stop the world. I want to get off.

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A much better smell.

May 31, 2020 Rivergirl 19 Comments

Thankfully the eau de la cow pie fragrance is dissipating and something more wonderful is taking it’s place.

It started like this…

And then…

Boom!

Apple blossoms.

And if you’ve never stuck your head right up inside a tree and sniffed?

What are you waiting for!

We have 4 such trees.

And they’re glorious.

I like…

April 27, 2019 Rivergirl 26 Comments

I like –

The sign a friend of mine saw while on vacation in Barbados last week.

I don’t like –

That she was in Barbados and I was not.

I like –

Jo Malone’s line of products.

Check them out.

I don’t like –

Her price tags ($35 for a bar of soap? For that price, I want someone to wash me with it. Preferably Bradley Cooper or Johnny Depp) which is why I buy the itty bitty sampler bottles.

$155 on the site, slightly less on Amazon… if you can find them.

No one around here sells Jo Malone and I’m not buying a full bottle until I test it.

But they rock!

Trust me on this…

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(See how I snuck a Game of Thrones reference in there?)

I like –

The sound of this drink for summer.

I don’t like –

The idea of walking around with a blue tongue all night.

(Or day, who are we kidding?)

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I like –

The tee shirt I found the other day.

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I don’t like –

The fact that there are only 4 more episodes of Thrones left.

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Sigh.

Where there's only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.