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It’s been a while since Facebook’s targeted Ball Wash ads flooded my feed. And silly me, I thought I was over the proverbial hump. Then I saw this…
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Ball Hammocks are not a step up…. and I seriously doubt dads need them. I mean really, look at that man. You can tell he would much rather have gotten a tie.
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Damn. Now I’m going to have to give up pizza forever.
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Bambi Bunchers? Please, no.
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Sweet Jesus. I really don’t care if your nuts are happy… and is it me? Or do those nuts look more like garlic anyway.
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There are a lot of wonderful places in the world to make love. Under a chocolate chip cookie is not one of them.
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I suppose cozy tube steak was inevitable.
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Noooo!
Not the red squirrel…..
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River's world..... 
For some strange reason I’m wondering just how many of these they sell.
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Feel free to do some research and get back to me….
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Just where you want a reminder of the red squirrel. I’ll take the tie, please.
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A wise choice.
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You really need to stop clicking on these ads…
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I should. But we all know I can’t…
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The amount of time and effort that gets put towards mens’ comfort is astounding, meanwhile you are still wearing the same bra design from 1940.
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With stabbing wires. Yes.
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I’m going to need a hell of a lot of mental bleach to get rid of all those advertisements…..
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You and me both sister.
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I’ve gone ‘commando’ since 1967!! TMI?????
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A little bit…
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Underwear has gotten way too complicated.
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Not to mention intimidating.
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I could get on board with the nookie cookie. Then again, I once tried to convince Tara we needed a pizza comforter for the bed. Sadly, that was a hard “no” from her.
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As it would be with every woman alive. Or dead for that matter.
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Okay, I know it’s wrong to ask this, because the product is wrong in the first place, but why is this “comfort hammock” composed mainly of what appears to be tight-ass, restrictive Spandex? Does somebody not understand the word “comfort”? Los huevos need to breathe, people. Not incubate.
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Good point. Tight is not always right.
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So carb free pizza? These would have the same affect on one’s love life as a pair of Superman and Batman boxers would.
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You never know. People are aroused by some pretty strange things.
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If I wanted to be dateless, i would just learn Latin.
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Latin doesn’t wow ‘em like it used to.
Tristissimus.
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Except the Marines “Semper Fi’.
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Of course.
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