Stupid cat products.

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It seems there’s no end to the ridiculous things you can buy for your pet.

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A privacy screen?

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Cats are a lot of things… smart, manipulative, stealthy, lovable. But the one thing they’re not? Easily embarrassed by bodily functions.

Does Lord Dudley Mountcatten need a privacy screen to hide behind while doing his business?

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You be the judge.

Cats. They have no shame.

Moving on….

Lots of people tell me I need to add perches to my windows… and while that might seem like a good idea?

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Over the kitchen sink has got to be the stupidest placement ever.

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This next product must have been invented by a moron. Seriously….

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If I left that on the counter? His Lordship would be sliding those levers to the left every chance he got.

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12 thoughts on “Stupid cat products.”

  1. I can see the screen for me. I don’t want to watch a cat poop … but my go-to solution is to put the litter box in a little used room.
    My dad built a small screened porch for the cat and put it in the sink window so the cat could be outside, yet protected.
    Anyone who has ever had a cat KNOWS you don’t need to buy a reminder. The cat has a built-in one …

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    1. His Lordship’s box is down two hallways and around a corner. We never see him, though he does thoughtfully provide a litter trail for us to follow.
      I’m fine with perches and porches, but not over the sink so my dishes can be dotted with cat hair.
      And you’re right, Dudley’s ‘I’m hungry damn it!’ howl could raise the dead.

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      1. In my house as well, even though technically he’s not “my” cat. Charlie’s human is my son but I’m not letting him take him to his new house because I’m the one that looks after him. But when my son shows up, Charlie give all his affection to him…stupid cat.

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