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In fairness to my dog loving readers who must cringe at the plethora of cat posts on my page … here’s one for you.
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Wondering what your next birthday or Christmas gift to Fido should be?
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Mr. Poops. Because you can never go wrong with a morose black turd.
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No need to thank me. The thought of Mr. Poop happily squeaking his way through your house is all the gratitude I need.
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River's world..... 
This is an idea that I just don’t want to give to any dog…
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I don’t blame you. Although what do we know? It might be a clever Corgi who invented and marketed this atrocity.
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What the…….seriously?
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I’m afraid so.
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Dollar Tree
$1
Squeaky toys that don’t make one puke.
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Just no. Nope. Nada. No way. Gross.
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Agreed.
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China should stick with electronics
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Of course, to be fair…. some of those are poop as well.
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With four dogs, one of them free ranging, we are always confisticating unidentified animal parts from them. I won’t be spending $12 bucks for something that looks similar to the treasures they find on their own.
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As if dog owners don’t see enough of the real thing.
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Poop? It looks a little more phallic to me.
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Phallic poop? Even worse!
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Why buy him one when you can give him fresh ones every day? (HOW VULGAR!)
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Exactly!
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Why buy a dog something they’ll find for free?
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And produce themselves? It’s madness.
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What a dodgy toy. Why give your dog the shit.s
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I’m sure I don’t know….
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Squeaking toys have a life expectancy of about 15 minutes here. After that, it’s an empty shell, the squeaker and 4 tons of stuffing are spread over the couch. Still, I wouldn’t buy this.
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Now I’ve seen it all and I didn’t need to.
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You’re welcome.
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