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Do I love a good baked potato? Of course… please pass the butter. But do I need someone’s face on my tater?
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I definitely do not.
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Best gift ever? Clearly some people don’t know how to shop.
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Whaaaat?
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Let’s wrap our minds around the idea of someone actually applying for a patent for water soluble panties in a can.
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They’re right. I love cats… but I do not love that. Not even close.
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River's world..... 
A potato with my face would have a lot of appeel…
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Unlike your jokes.
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Wet skivvies? No thanks!
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Took the words right out of my mouth …
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It does seem counter intuitive….
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What happens when you put them on wet and (gasp) they dry out?
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I’m not sure I want to know….
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The potato is beyond stupid.
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Unless you want to incinerate a mil or ex husband…
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I can’t see myself on a spud, but I can see Instant Underpants on a leek.
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I think they should run all of these by the Shark Tank panel…LOL.
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That’s probably where they come from.
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Actually, I gave the Potato Gift but with a message verses a picture!
I actually like the Tissue Box. I think it’s funny as Hell!
The underwear? I think I would rather wash one I have already worn, thanks.
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You gave a potato? Marvelous! How was it received…
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Not sure. My friend usually loves unique type gifts, but, unfortunately we don’t keep in touch much. I also added a stuffed potato that won’t rot. Lol
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If the instant underwear requires water, why not just wash your regular underwear out in the sink?
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If you apply logic, it all falls apart.
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Worth taking the risk?
Um……….no
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Having all the knick knack paddywacks we need, my family has Crappy Christmas. The idea is to find/create the very worst/best gift for one another. That being said, I have actually given one of those products.
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Now that’s perfectly acceptable. I live to provide inspiration for crappy gift giving.
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Frankly, the cat isn’t bad enough.That’s what makes it so bad, It isn’t a good GOOD gift, and it isn’t a good BAD gift.
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Not bad enough? Now I’m intrigued…
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I think you just happened onto the plot for the next Guardians of the Galaxy sequel – Taserface meets laserface potato. Now to get back to poems inspired be faces on veggies.
Ode to a potato
When I look deep into your eyes
All I see is sizzling fries
Do you want ketchup with that ?
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For some bizarre reason your ode has made me think of the song ‘Why can’t I be you’ by the Cure. The eating and hungry bits.
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“Once seen on Shark Tank” does not equal “Got a deal on Shark Tank.” Plenty of bad ideas go there to die!
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I’ve never seen it, but I can imagine.
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Great show.
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The cat should be a dog. That way you could wipe your nose directly on its arse.
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Maybe you could….
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I think that last one would be more effective with brown toilet paper, if there was such a thing. Not that I would buy it.
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Even more awful. Yes.
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