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I’m sorry, but this ad made me laugh.
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The kissy face emojis are a little over the top, but whatever.
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So much to unpack here.
Exclusive female happiness? Sorry fellas, I think you’re redundant.
An orgasm that can provide 3-5 days to the world? Now that’s an impressive O.
Long standby. Does that means it hovers in the corner waiting until it’s needed again? A bit creepy, but okay.
And finally, We rest 50% today… that baby must provide one heck of a workout.
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River's world..... 
LOL
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Your Facebook is soooooooo different from mine.
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I’m lucky that way.
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I get ads for see-through amber dragon eggs and fake puppies.
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Consider yourself fortunate. There are only so many ball wash ads a girl can take.
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3-5 days impressed me too!!
While I also love bad translations* ast night I was obsessed with all the incorrectly categorized foods in Amazon Whole Foods… frozen mango chunks in the “Pantry Staples”, bottled water in “Fresh Produce”, fresh eggplants in “Cheese”, and smoked bacon being a photo of… a mushroom?
*i worked on a software project where a button’s legit translation came back as PONY. I pressed it all the time but no ponies ever appeared. 😔 😞
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Eggplants disguised as cheese works fir me. Covered in it is the only way I can eat them…
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Yeah… I can’t stand the texture of cooked eggplant… aka slime. Japan has small firm eggplants that look good.
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If you bread it, fry it, smother it in marinara sauce and then cover it with cheese? I can almost forget what I’m actually eating.
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I still can’t… slime is slime.
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It also gives double happy good fortune…
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Which is never a bad thing.
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Sorry, I can’t even figure out what the heck that even is! No, I don’t really want to know.
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Some stones are better left unturned.
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I’m still in awe over the picture of the tiny singing whale that provides the BIG O! It doesn’t look that powerful. Say, this isn’t a scam, is it?
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I’m not clicking on that. Uh uh. No way.
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I’m intrigued by how it hovers, but maybe I shouldn’t be. I mean, anything that can add three to five days to the world must also have conquered gravity.
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Perhaps it’s an orgasm drone? I’ll have to ask my FAA husband what the regulations are on those….
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Not sure how this would work but my uterus is contracting in fear at the sight.
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Ha! I don’t think it’s meant to be cringe inducing.
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I’m so glad I don’t have a FB account, and especially for reasons like the ads your feel free to share.
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Have to.
I have to share….
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Amazing. No idea what language that was translated from, but I would love to see what it would say if they translated that back into its original language. Surely it would not say, “3-5 day delivery”!
Not being a woman, I have only one question, what is the whale’s mouth for? Breathing? (Not serious.)
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I’m a woman…. And I’m not sure I want to know either.
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O my. TOO many things tO laugh at.
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SOmething fOr everyOne.
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