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It never ends, I swear.
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She most definitely is and judging by what’s scattered all over our lawn …
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And stuck in our shrubbery…
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She’s been busy.
It only took me a minute to find her latest project. I simply looked up….
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And there was the proof. Waving at me like a flag in the breeze.
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That little red bitch has chewed her way into our house… again! To be honest, I don’t even know what that vent is for, but I’m guessing it’s going to be filled with little red bitch offspring in no time flat.
Red Squirrel War IV will commence shortly.
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River's world..... 
I warned you–I told you to be nice to her–I told you to change your tatics–sugar (in your case living in Maine syrup) gets more than vinegar–try being sweet to Mrs Squirrel!!
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We’re well last that point…
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Awww. I know she’s destructive and you hate her but I lurve her from afar!
If that’s fiberglass insulation, she’s already started her demise herself.
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It is, and we can only hope.
😈
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Sometimes we need to be reminded that just because we’re bigger doesn’t mean it’s an easy victory. Children and squirrels remind us of that. Or raccoons. At least she seems to be a decent opponent.
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She’s stubborn, persistent and completely unfazed by the silly human’s attempt to vanquish her. A truly worthy opponent, much as I hate to admit it.
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You are truly lucky. Not only do you have a worthy opponent, but you have the ability to admit it. That means you don’t spend time pretending that the battle/war hasn’t already begun. Throw the gauntlet and take that red she-devil down!
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Thus is the third time she’s chewed her way into our house. Last year she made a nest and had babies, that was a nightmare eviction!
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Oh, if you file now, the Chipmunk Court may be willing to hear you before the babies are born!
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Chipmunks? Those little devils will set her free before I can even testify!
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Nah… bribe them with tasties. They’re probably the easiest jury to tamper with!
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You don’t know where the vent goes? So what’s the problem? Just make sure it doesn’t go further in the house!
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I’m sure it hues into the house, or the attic at least. Why else would it be there? With my luck she’ll chew through the ceiling and land in bed with us.
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She really likes your house.
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She likes it entirely too much.
😡
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Kick her ass out again and replace the vent with a metal one…..make her work twice as hard to try and build her nest. Two can place that game I say.
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We can play. But it’s getting old..
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Have you actually seen her in the vent? It is far more accessible to a bird than to a squirrel, and far more tempting. How would she spot it, and how would she climb a plastic wall?
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She climbs a cedar tree to the roof and hangs off the eave. I’ve seen her do it… and have seen her go in the vent as well. Don’t underestimate her determination to drive me nuts.
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She had no concept of you. She is doing what comes naturally to her. All the emotion is yours. And I think you enjoy it immensely.
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I assure you, I do not.
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Oh crap!
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Indeed.
😩
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I hate those flying rats! They drive us nuts too. Good luck!
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They’re so damn destructive. And once they discover your house can be their house? You’re doomed.
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Ummm…so where is your cat? Taking care of this is her job.
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He’s had some close calls with her, but she bests him every time.
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May the best squirrel ejector win.
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My victories are fleeting. She seems to be having the last laugh.
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Hard to believe she chewed through that vent screen cover (unless it’s made out of plastic). Better get a titanium replacement.
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It was plastic, part of the vinyl siding package.
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Looks like plastic mesh.
Time to pull out the big guns.
STEEL!
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I know you won’t agree, but you have to admire that kind of determination.
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From where you sit? Sure.
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One of the cats is really exploring his obnoxious, mischievous teenagerness lately, but at least I can give him a time-out, which may not curb the behavior but at least it gives me some satisfaction. You have no such recourse and I feel for you.
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She’s relentless. The squirrelly teenager from Hell.
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