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Dogs of the world? Unite and bite your owners… at least the ones who invented and sell this nonsense.
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And if you think that’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve seen today, hang on. It gets worse.
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While the chihuahua dog umbrella might seem cute, let’s visualize the Great Dane sized version and move on.
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I didn’t click on this oddity so I can’t relay any details. I get enough weirdo advertisements as it is, exploring canine penile wraps would take me down a dark tunnel I’d just as soon not visit.
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Dog penile wraps? At least they aren’t making reusable ones. I don’t think dogs, or other companion animals, should be made to wear clothing. It’s degrading and undignified, except for Chihuahuas, French bulldogs and other hamster hybrid breeds. They have no dignity.
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I think you do speak for all dogs on this. I must admit I put a sweater on 5lb Finley in the winter. But being she’s a dog she remains unclothed 99% of the time. Lol
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I can see a sweater, and at times booties to protect their paws. But this stuff? No way.
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Exactly! And Finn only has 3 legs so a bargain on booties should I desire ;-).
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Why can’t people let dogs be dogs…
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Because they want to make money…?
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Because they (the dog owners) are suckers for marketing.
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Now I’ve seen it all ! Geez
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I’d like to think that’s true, but I doubt it.
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Chasing money, nothing else. Anyone who buys any of these items needs to have their dog taken away from them, and have their heads examined at the same time. Last I checked, dogs come already waterproof, and male dogs need penile freedom. What happens when they want to mark their tertitory, or just leave messages for other dogs? These are beyond the pail.
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There must be a long running stupid product contest somewhere…. though how you’d judge the worst I’m sure I don’t know.
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They are all bad. But what dog is going to let you play with its penis? And the dog cannot be held responsible for its reactions!
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No way we could get our Pug into that yellow banana wrap without serious sedation, and he refuses to get his paws wet, so no use for the umbrella. As for the penis wrap? He is fixed. So we have three items that are a waste of perfectly good plastic.
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I’d think the penis wrap would require sedation… but maybe I overestimate the annoyance factor.
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You misspelled “sedation”, it is spelled “C-O-M-A”
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Well…in spite of all the animal absurdity that floats around trying to be sold. As a feline owner…….umm, being owned by a feline we know cats are less likely to want to try these experiments in the ridiculous.
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Woe be to the fool who tries to dress a cat.
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At least the Umbrella is not movement restricting and doesn’t feel like clothing to the poor dog.
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But think of the terror factor having to haul that around…
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I’ve seen doggie diapers, used for both incontinence and preventing successful humping. But penile wraps? Hrmmm.
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This was a first for me as well.
And last.
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Penile wraps for dogs?!?!?!?!? ARGH!!!!!!!!
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Wow. Makes me glad I’m a cat person 😅
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Sadly there are probably equally as stupid cat products out there. ( I’m team cat as well.)
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Oh yes, lots of stupid cat costumes.
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I’m not brave enough to attempt a costume on our cat. I value my skin too much…
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Oi! Tell me about it. I have to pill my cat twice a day. It takes two of us – one to hold him down and one to shove it down his throat. I’m not sure it worth it, but he is a lovely cat.
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Pilling is the worst! And the looks they give you afterward. *shudder*
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These are all non-starters for me. The worst thing about the dog rain coat is, if you’re walking the dog, you’re still getting soaked (unless you are similarly wrapped-up.
I had a dog, in Seattle of all places,that would not go out in the rain. I either took her out under an umbrella or she peed on the carpet next to the sliding glass doors. Our dog absolutely loves her winter coat. She likes to leave it on even after we return from our walks, but I think she likes the pressure,
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A rain shy dog in Seattle? That must have been fun. Not!
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what the…
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