News you can’t use.

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You can’t use it, but it’s news all the same.

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Wait a minute… they’re growing brains in laboratories? Can we please send a few to the nation’s capitol, they seem to have run out.

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Gee, I never saw that coming.

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I can think of a few uses myself. Boat anchor, fire starter, brick mortar, roof sealant… the list is endless.

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Because admit it, you’ve been wondering.

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There. Mystery solved.

You’re welcome.

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18 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. Fried Spam is actually pretty good. If you eat Oscar Meyer Hot dogs, you are eating worse than Spam. I only like it about once a year and it has to be fried. Makes for a crispy outside and it’s good.

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  2. A better question might be: Can Lab dog brains be transplanted into humans — especially Democratic politicians? Labs have been America’s most popular dog breed for years, and if anyone could use lessons in how to be more popular, it’s Biden and the Dems with poll ratings lower than a dachshund’s bottom

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  3. So if you need to get a brain from the lab for your…um…scientific experiment, DO NOT DELEGATE THIS TASK! If you do you run the risk of getting the one in the jar marked “Abby Normal”. Sayin’.

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