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You know you want to.
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I hate to say it, but the first thing that came to my mind when I read this?
Humans. The planet would be a far better, greener place without us. Goes without saying my blog stats would drop dramatically, but it’s a small price to pay.
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On a lighter note, there’s one simple answer for me.
Kale. The sooner we rid the world of this noxious weed the better…
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No kale crackers, no kale chips and for the love of all that’s holy… no kale ice cream.
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🤮
How about you? What do you want to banish from earth….
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River's world..... 
chiggers ,,,
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No kiddin’ right?
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I hear that!
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I have a list of hoomans…….
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Me too. I’m trying to make it shorter, but not in the way you might think.
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lol
I like how you think!
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As do I….
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Oh, ladies, please!
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Oyster plant!!!
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Are we talking about botany or factories where they process oysters? Inquiring minds want to know.
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I think I need an explanation.
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I’m thinking things might get a little stinky…
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Weapons.
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Nuclear bombs, rolled up newspapers and everything in between, it’s the will to use a weapon that releases its power. The weapon is in the heart.
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Very true. But I figured if Rivergirl has already removed humans from the earth, it’s just a matter of clearing up the mess that is left, so I would start with weapons – especially these MAD ones – so that it is safe for all the animals.
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I’ll buy that, but consider this: If Riv goes first, it’s her post, we will all be gone but the nukes and kale will all still be here. There are other questions but, unless you just want to argue the point for fun, we can call it done and still be friends. We’re here, the weapons are here and so is the kale, DAMMIT!
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Oh yes, I like the way you think. But here is something I have to confess, I would be more than happy to take the kale.
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Kale farmers have to make a living too, I guess. I actually kind of admire them. I’m sure there are other crops that would bring a better payday. That said, I ain’t eatin’ it.
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Our neighbor grows three varieties and they sell out quickly. It’s madness!
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There’s a weapon of the heart I would see excised from the world: The grudge. I know I have no right to expect, or even hope for the excision of this spiritual blight. I can’t even remove it from myself.
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Grudges are not good – for sure. But weird situations do develop. Jack and I were estranged for over four years – and I am sure that both of us bore a grudge of sorts – and and perhaps felt justifued for that. The fast pace of life, the pressure on people, the lack of communication – weird situations can develop from misunderstandings to bitter resentment.
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Oh, and kale. Definitely kale.
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Animal abusers.
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Good one. I heartily agree.
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Cilantro, carbs, my ex husband, my ex boss and ex fake supervisor. Although not necessarily in that order, cilantro can go last.
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You’ll have to pry my carbs from my cold dead hands.
😳
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I knew you’d say that….lol.
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Easy peasy: Cancer
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Good answer.
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Meth
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The internet, and then a whole list of other things, possibly including humans, lol.
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He says as he comments on the internet.
🤣
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It has its good points, but it has more bad points.
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That could certainly have a positive effect on our relationship.
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Lol.
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I thought it was funny too. Glad you did.
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The human ability to lie. It would be a completely different world.
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Excellent! And lets go with three strikes you’re out… mouth glued shut.
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Please let us start right now, with no strikes. Otherwise, MMMMMMF!
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Cockroaches and anything related like Palmetto Bugs
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Ugh. Yes!!
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I’ll take cockroaches & palmettos over eating kale!
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I firmly agree with both!
I do not, at all, understand the appeal of kale!! It takes like pure GROSS to me!!
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Our woodchucks won’t even eat it.
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Smart woodchucks!!
Neighborkid tossed pizza crust for wild creatures a couple weeks ago and it’s still there, maybe fossilized. I’m glad I didn’t try it!
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Murderers. Rapists. You know, the shittiest humans.
While we’re at it let’s get rid of mosquitos!
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The Maine state bird? I’m good with that!
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I thought it was the black fly.
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Depends which part of the state you’re in. South-mosquito. North-black fly.
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I try never to say or write his name, so I’ll just say that he used to be president and he might try to be again. I’d remove him from the universe.
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Yes. And let’s send him off with a giant bag of kale.
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Hate!
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If only….
😥
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