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You know the drill. The following excerpts are from a Mary Roach book about sex. You have been warned…
While Viagra is a relatively new treatment, cures for male impotence have been around for a long time. Two testicles not getting the job done? No problem, just get yourself a third.
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Yes, they really did have an add a testicle procedure, though it was not without its issues.
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Ponder that for a moment.
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Feel free to whip up that cocktail at your next dinner party. Gin, orange juice, grenadine and absinthe. Not sure what that recipe has to do with the family jewels, but I’m sure it will be a hit all the same.
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If that’s not trivia to impress your friends, I don’t know what is.
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Sodomization does seem a trifle extreme for pilfering a tomato, but clearly the Romans took their gardens more seriously than I do.
( If you want a good giggle? Do a Google image search on Priapus. That is one massive cucumber. 😳 )
River's world..... 
So perhaps you go to the bar as ask for one lump or three.
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Could be. ..
😉
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Enough to give Peter rabbit pause. Hmmm whose garden today Priapus or Mr. McGregor ?
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I think you know the answer to that….
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Book is on hold for me at the local library. I’ll be picking it up tomorrow ,,,,,,,,,,lol
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It’s a strange one to be sure…
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Bonk is giving a whole new meaning to how I think of a vegetable garden…..
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Salads will never be the same.
*cue evil laugh*
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… yep. As child adverse as I am, I am unwilling to give up any babymaking parts.
… from my cold dead scrotum as well …
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Can’t say I blame you….
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Well, dead guys are called stiffs, so there’s some logic to transplanting a testicle from one…
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You have to love that kind of symmetry.
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It’s worth a salute.
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If I could, I would.
Or is that wood….?
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Priapus was probably a remnant of the Greeks who founded Italy…
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Him… and his cucumber.
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