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I didn’t pee on my garden before I read this, but rest assured I shall be passing it along to my husband who has been known to relieve himself off the barn porch.
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I have never in my life urinated on a lawn and I don’t plan to start now. But men can be very dog like when it comes to marking their territory as evidenced by this photo of a conspicuous patch of dead lawn adjacent to the barn porch.
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Apparently that goes for grass as well.
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River's world..... 
What good is a porch if you can’t pee off it?
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I can think of better things to do there….
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Ha! That patch of dried grass is in the shape of buttocks……lol 🤣
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I didn’t notice that.
Ha!
🤣
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pee in your garden ONLY when it’s raining.
I thought EVERYONE knew that……
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Apparently not.
🤣
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I peed in the woods many times but in the dirt and not near a stream!
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Get him to pee in the compost pile, if you use one. I have a book On compost that says it is a great thing to do!
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We don’t have one, but we should!
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I think you might ask him not to go off the porch because you like to read your book there. Otherwise, all good. Also tell him to drink a glass of water now and then. The man’s pissin’ roundup over here.
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I’ve tried, but once a man finds his spot….
And water is basically all he drinks. Besides coffee and beer.
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In the movie, Doc Hollywood, the girl wants Michael J Fox’s character to pee in the nearby brush to mark the territory and scare deer away, so they don’t get shot by hunters. She says she’s been doing it for months. Then I thought, She’s a female – and a vegan. The deer probably thought she was leaving them an All Clear Here note. 😯
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Ha! I remember that..
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I never thought of it, but really… Hunters use estrous doe urine to attract bucks. Maybe she had been eating asparagus and drinking Mexican beer. That’s no way for a girl to make a buck…Hehe.
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If it comes to a battle between my bladder and a patch of grass, you can take it to the bank the patch of grass will be on the losing end.
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Our house is not that far away. Men just like to pee outside…
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It is our way of connecting with nature.
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Yeah. I’m not buying that…..
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We only pee outside because there is no pool close by…
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That makes sense.
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I hear it’s a great way to keep deer out of your garden, though.
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There are better ways… less stinky ways.
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