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Because I live for odd headlines.
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If they’re anything like Twinkies, I’m sure they still tasted fine.
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Yes, in 1945 American GI’s liberated a little girl’s birthday cake along with Italy. She looks quite happy now, so I guess what they say is true… it’s never too late for cake.
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While we welcome all wild visitors for a nosh at Casa River … this makes me glad I don’t live in Florida.
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Is this really a gift? I’m going with no.
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River's world..... 
I think it’s real nice about the cake, little old ladies are so much cuter than kids. My mom used to make those meatballs all the time when we were kids. When you’re feeding seven people you gotta know how to stretch that burger.
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But did she use porcupine? I’m trying to imagine the prep…
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Of course. That way no one really wants a second helping because they…wait for it… STICK TO YOUR RIBS! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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*groan*
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What is “a slab” of diet Coke?
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Maybe they’re talking about the slab you’ll end up on if you drink it….
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NO kidding. That stuff is poison.
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That first one was a lie. The french fries never survive the drive home…
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They say it was left by the construction workers who built the house…
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“They” say a lot of things…
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I have that porcupine meatball recipe….it’s from MY grandmother. 🙂
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But the question is… have you tried it?
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Yes, many times! It’s delicious.
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It’s not really with porcupine it’s called that because it has rice with the meat and looks like a porcupine…..lol.
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I know. But I couldn’t help myself…
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* During my short stint as a carpenter, we did things like stuff our trash into the walls … don’t know what that is all about.
* GI’s stealing a birthday cake?
* Alligators invading urban areas? Wouldn’t be a problem if we still wore alligator shoes and carried alligator purses …
* Porcupine meat balls? The goober side of my family ate anything on for legs, and most things on two legs. But meat balls may have been just above their pay grade … they ‘biled’ the taste out of everything.
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Maybe it was the construction worker’s way of marking territory? You have to admit it beats peeing on the walls..
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We always tried to pee in a spot we didn’t work in …
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Imagine if that Alligator had wolfed down a slab of beer, instead? I can only imagine one..drunk.
I think a slab might mean the side of a picnic table. Maybe all the cans were on there.
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A drunk alligator would be the ultimate party guest.
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I am pretty certain I have been served French Fries at McDonalds what were sitting under the heat lamp since the 1950’s.
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As have I ….
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When we bought our house, we found a cat beneath the wallpaper. Fortunately, it was just a crayon drawing of a cat.
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Less smelly than an actual cat corpse for sure.
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