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Because life is filled with ridiculous scraps of nonsense.
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Chocolate and wine? I’m joyous just thinking about them.
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Proof positive drinking beer does pay. Even dishwater brand beer.
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I only have one thing to say… you’re doing it wrong.
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Makes me wonder what they saw….
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What do you mean “News you can’t use”?? The first item is very important–I am going to start using both today—and to think I wouldn’t have lived so long if I didn’t now that!!!.
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Happy to help.
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I don’t want to know how he was eating his cereal.
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my money’s on shot through a fire hose. Hope it was froot loops. Think how embarrassing that would be.
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Rapid fire spoon?
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The Guy probably wanted a Stella, but the tour vendor only had cheap beer for greater profits. This guy made the most of it. As for the cereal? No doubt the cereal is innocent. It was the banana he cut up on it that punctured his lung. 🙂
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A dehydrated nanner perhaps…
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WTH?
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🤷♀️
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I remember reading once that Betty White enjoyed a glass of vodka every day, and she almost made it to 100. There’s a lot to be said for imbibing!
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I have one thing to say to that…
Cheers!
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I second that!
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