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Have you ever checked the search terms on your blog?
I never really thought about how people found my site, just figured they were like minded weirdos who liked rocks and woodchucks…. but then I read a friend’s post and realized Google could have directed readers searching for specific things to my little corner of the virtual hemisphere.
The results?
More than a little disturbing.
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I admit I did write a blog about ukuleles a while back, but I promise you…. pictures of young girls doing it doggy style have never appeared on this page.
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Likewise for that abomination! And while I was seriously tempted to Google it myself for the purposes of adding a comical image, that’s an algorithm I can most assuredly do without.
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I did post ad nauseam about our trip to Sedona, though to be honest I don’t remember meeting any snake men uptown.
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I have no explanation for dong diet whatsoever, though it was directly followed by ‘I really shouldn’t’ so that may be all the explanation you need.
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River's world..... 
How does one go about this interesting/outrageous pastime of finding search terms? Obviously your blog is much more sexually alternative than you pretend it isn’t.
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Go to your stats page and scroll down to search terms. Then switch on the top from year to year to see who searched what.
As for the supposed sexual content, I’m blaming Cosmopolitan!
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Lol. Just because someone gave you a gift you did not want in the 1st place. Now you’re a porn queen. Go figure!
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The gift that keeps on giving.
😳
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No search terms recorded. 🤔
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Judging by my results, no one looking for you might be a good thing.
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But that also means nobody finds my blog unless they already know me. No new minds to contaminate.
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I used to check out bloggers from my friend’s comment section. Now I can’t click. Very annoying.
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I can still do that. Have you reloaded the app lately? I actually do not use the app anymore, I use the old-fashioned browser method. It sems to work better.
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Yes. I just updated the app today but still can’t click to other’s sites.
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Not update. Delete the app completely, and reload it. Doesn’t always work, but has in the past for me. Little things screw up that updates don’t catch. I’m not an expert, which is why I try simple fixes. Sometimes they do the trick, and can’t harm anything — unless you have not saved all your work.
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I look at my search terms every so often and am bummed. Nothing salacious or controversial brings anyone to me. It’s all “do deer eat pansies” and “answering the Quaker questions.” Boring
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Boring is not always a bad thing. Just ask the goat…
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I fear for all humanity.
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You and me both brother….
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Goat scrotum bikini? Wtf is going on there? Rocks, cows, woodchucks, cats…..I could go on and on. But I won’t, because I still come here every day for my dose of humor, lol.
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I hope goat scrotum bikini gave you a chuckle.
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Goat scrotum bikini. That would make a good band name. 🙂
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I’m not buying that album.
Nope. Uh uh.
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Same. 🤣
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You stole my comment. I was going to say they’re a metal band out of Duluth!
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😂😂
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😱
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Exactly.
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The strangest one I have is “cute pillow donut.” I can’t compete with you for shock value.
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And for that, you should be glad.
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I blame your Cosmopolitan posts for most of these.
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As do I.
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OMG. These are hilarious!
All my search terms are usually variations of my blog name. Or lemons. Did I post about lemons? Maybe, but I don’t remember.
How’s that Dong Diet going?
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I have to admit they surprised me. And I don’t surprise easily…
As for the diet, it’s not working.
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