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Cats.
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They’re so judgmental.
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I’ve heard of drunks wearing lampshades, but Ibis?
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I do not recommend this. Bears with the munchies can wreak havoc in your yard.
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And you thought the movie was pure nonsense.
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I don’t even want to know what’s going on here. Nope.
And finally, Thanksgiving preparations are underway at Mark’s house….
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River's world..... 
Spam is an abomination to the culinary world. Seriously I have this argument with all three of my boys because they love that gelatinous stuff. What is that fashion even trying to achieve? I love all cats, they know they own us not the other way around. Just ask his Lordship, he’d confirm.
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I just can’t figure out why anyone would eat Spam if they didn’t have to. ( I also like to call out Mark whenever I can. 😈)
The fashion? Needles in my bra is not a look I want to recreate…
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Are those needles, or are they fingers? I think they look like hands reaching out, rather than the usual view of hands reaching for. But still not sure what statement is being made!
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Upon closer inspection, they’re just wrinkles.
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Damn. Wish I’d seen this post BEFORE we picked up that brined turkey from Trader Joe’s!
Then again, Christmas is right around the corner…
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Something to look forward to.
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… while I have always felt that mammaries shouldn’t need hiding because you can’t pee out of them and they don’t have clits, that transparent top is butt ugly …
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And she’s thin. It would be all the more ugly on someone of my… ahem… dimensions.
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Gotta say, Marley looks gnarly. But I have
lived cats all my life, and I have never had one look at me like that. I think Marley needs a new home.
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Marley looks to be a tad grumpy. More tuna might be the answer…
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I don’t know who came up with the “Bear Bong” book, but does the bear even know what to do with it? I do not like snakes…and count me among the screaming passengers if that happened on my flight. Marley does look less than amused. Spam? No.
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I don’t know about your average run of the mill bear, but that one sure looks like he figured it out.
😉
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🤣🐻
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You had me at the cat who judges my poor life choices 😀 😀 😀
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Lol, Mark. I dunno who he is but I’m enjoying the jokes!
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Swinged Cat, Madtown Migrant or Mark Petruska…. whatever he calls himself, he’s a great guy, despite his love for Spam and candy corn.
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I’ll check him out, thx!
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Drats… wp, at least on the app reader, doesn’t click thru anymore!
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I know, I hate that!
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I had to look…. the trend is furry accessories. Too bad it’s not transparent latex!
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I’ll pass on both.
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You know… I could’ve written that Bear/Bong book…
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Are you sure you didn’t…?
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Thanksgiving Turkey……………..YES!
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Blech!
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If I saw that snake on the plane, I would probably laugh if it reminded me of the movie. I hope it survived the flight.
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I understand Marley’s expression entirely.
Bear bongs? HA.
What are those? Nipple inserts? On a man? I’m so freaking confused.
Spam is nasty. Sorry Mark.
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I hate to say it but I think that model was a woman. Which probably explains Marley’s expression and the bear hitting the bong..
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🤣🥴
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