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News. It’s a subjective term these days, and that’s sad.
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I’m not going to comment on this one, because honestly… I just don’t want to.
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Well, if it can remove car battery corrosion …. stones shouldn’t be a problem.
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And we humans dutifully comply . Ookie Pookie must be kept happy… or there will be consequences.
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Of course she did. She’s 10.
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I don’t know. And I don’t care to find out… but gee, your mother must be so proud.
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This last news alert is from my town. And I don’t know about you, but I prefer it to vaginal squirting contests.
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River's world..... 
Social media since it’s inception has done nothing but put shit in the news feeds that we don’t need. Vaginal squirting, a 10 year old can spend $80K like nothing and Madonna and her every changing uglier face because she’s trying to stay young. I’m at a loss here, except for that cute goat, he seems to be genuinely interesting, just saying.
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Which is why I live the life I do, where I do.
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Madonna’s necklaces … look a bit small to me, but what do I know?
Coca~Cola kidney stone buster? When I had stones, I didn’t want to wait weeks. I was never so ready to go under the knife in my life.
Blue Ivy? I had to look that one up. Conspicuous consumption by Glitterati …
I have been playing around the margins of primal urges for a good number of years now, and any squirting I have seen was straw colored. Not sayin’ it doesn’t happen, but I have never seen it.
That sheep needs a shearing …
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No one shears this time of year up here. Winters be chilly.
As for the size of Madonnas necklace, I agree. Not that I’d have any idea either…
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Yes, of all of these, I’ll take the ram.
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Based on her history, Madonna needs a MUCH bigger instrument for it to be effective.
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No doubt!
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Coke? I mean sure, if it removes corrosion bring on medical issues. What could possibly go wrong? I bet His Lordship loves some baby-waby talk. Where did Blue Ivy get $80 K? Oh, never mind. That is not my goat, sheep, ram…what IS that?
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I get ‘the look’ from His Lordship quite often, so the jury is still out on baby talk. And clearly Blue Ivy’s allowance is a bit bigger than the five dollars a week I received at her age.
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🤣Clearly a bit more allowance…
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It’s kinda sad how hard Madonna is trying to stay relevant. Like, just retire already. Or just stick to singing, if that’s what you love. You topped the charts for nearly 3 decades. Let it gooooooo…
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They say sex sells… but at 64? Everything has probably already let go.
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Sad to say, but yeah…
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BoredPanda has a great collection of “fashion” you should check out. It includes the maxi-pad “dress”: https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-dress-fashion-pics/
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I have just one word.
Wow.
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Sodas cause kidney stones so he’s probably replacing one body stone with another.
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But if you drink Coke, you’d cure yourself. A veritable fizzy circle…
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The last article is the best. The others might all be tied for last place.
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It’s a very low bar…
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Funny, my doctor’s always recommend Water and I have lots of Stones that won’t pass.
Vibrator Necklace? What the heck? Someone is going to mistake them for Anal Beads..not sure you want to vibrate to there.
10 year old spending $80,000? Unless she puts it away as a keepsake, it will just break or she will grow tired of it and she won’t learn the value of money.
Goat? Yay or BAAA as the case may be. I have always wanted a Goat!
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I’m sure Madonna wears anal beads as a bracelet…
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Bye-bye, gastric stones. Hello, diabetes!
I want to know who the guy is that measures squirting distance.
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I… on the other hand, do not.
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