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After chatting with a blog friend about Amazon recommendations, I decided take a peak at what Jeff Bezos thinks I should buy. And after seeing his choices…. I realized they’re not based on my buying history with the company, but drawn from my crazy and sometimes off color blog topics.
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I can guarantee you I’ve never purchased any squirrel paraphernalia. Unicorn related or otherwise.
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And clearly no good can come from posting about poop.
Does Amazon really want me to buy a turd?
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A massage gun with extra batteries? I don’t even want to know where they got that idea..
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I do post about birds now and then… but damn.
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River's world..... 
Well this is disturbing…
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In a myriad of ways. Yes.
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I seriously hope that Turd picture was Soap
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It’s Amazon. All bets are off… though now that I think of it, who buys turd shaped soap?
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I once got fake vomit for a friend as a Gag Gift. Turd Soap is in the same category.
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Not that I look, but Amazon really does carry a fake poop/turd? OMG what the fuck?!
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Apparently yes. Though I don’t need any more turd recommendations so I didn’t click for further info…
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“Ye reap what ye sow.”
Amazon must love you, they know you cannot resist advertising theur wares on your blog. You really should be charging them to rent space!
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I should. But Jeff doesn’t answer my calls…
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He’s busy playing Tacos vs. Burrito. I think he has shredded lettuce, diced tomatoes but only a soft tortilla.
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I’ve never played so I don’t know if that’s good or bad…
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I havent either.
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I don’t know, I think this is kind of fun. Except for the poop.
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Check your recommendations and let us know.
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LOL, I will. 😂
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I actually saw the massage gun today at a store. I was thinking that it looks completely impractical. I can’t reach my own back with that.
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Link to squirrel 🐿️ feeder please. 😉 lol!
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Archie McFee has several on their site.
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Amazon had horse, unicorn, cat, and gnome fedder heads.
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I was totally kidding, although they are hilarious… lol!! I’ve only ever seen one squirrel here where I live…
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Aw… I want them but the skwels would become cat food!
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That they would!! LOL!
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I’m the person who buts all this crap!
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No! I’m not clicking it.
But if you search “Archie McFee feeder” I’m sure you’ll find it…. and so much more.
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OH come on! Where’s your sense of adventure!? 😂
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I used to get daily ads for ball wash. There’s no coming back from that…
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See back in my day that was called “soap” 🧼 and didn’t need to be advertised… lol!!
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Yep.. Amazon is very clearly tracking my blog. Though I still don’t know why it thinks I want/need that hortid devil-bany doll!!
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Jeff apparently thinks you have very frivolous and/or juvenile tastes. If he had done his homework, he’d know that what you’d seriously consider buying is a red squirrel trap or a book on hypnotism to impel hubby not to keep collecting more junk….er, antiques.
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Clearly he’s not paying attention. Time fir a new algorithm Jeff….
Now please excuse me while I search for that book.
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And they’ll use this sort of rubbish in government surveillance…. Hmmm…. What year am I in?
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If the government starts sending me unicorn heads, I may have to move.
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