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Another year, another collection of ridiculous headlines.
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Now that’s rude.
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On second thought, that bypasses rude and is rapidly approaching psychotic.
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Because you were dying to know.
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Is it me, or is a grown man referring to his member as a pee pee a bit odd?
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That is a man who seriously loves his wife.
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Thanks for sharing Jenna.
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Groaning… from the bad pun and the over the top eyelashes.
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River's world..... 
Hell no, I can’t use any of this news. This is the best one of these yet. Thanks.
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Score!
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Thank you for this!!!! It’s always good to start your day with a laugh, a “What??” and three eye rolls 🤣
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That’s the plan!
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Your right, I didn’t need any of this news.
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Then my work here is done.
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I will always do what I can to get a private room if I ever have to frequent a hospital. I don’t want anyone else near the “controls”…
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I never gave it any thought before, but damn. Now I want a private room with a dead bolt.
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It’s either have a dead bolt…or risk being dead.🔒
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… unfortunately I have a whole cadre of self centered switcher offers in my circle of friends and family.
… yes, one should be humble in displaying a prosthetic pee-pee
… I love Snookums, but not 20 tons of trash much
… Well, at least she aired everything out …
… She was merely shocked. Electrocution is terminal ..
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Terminal. Ha!
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Who makes penile prosthetics to go over a real penis? I would say he was “enhancing his image!” Methinks the roommate should have asked for earplugs.
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I don’t know who makes them, but I don’t want the job!
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Imagine having the job of fitting them!
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Nope! Not me….
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Ventilator story. Well, it’s in Germany and so it kind of doesn’t surprise me…..
Theo James? Jenna whatever. Who’s that? Who cares?
Stingy husband? He would’ve had to cough up to replace the ring….
Those stupid eyelashes…and then they shave off the eyebrows and draw them on. Idiotic. No longer is the 80s a fashion tragedy…
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Who cares is always the response I’m going for when I write this series of blogs.
Yay me.
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There’s a joke in there about Jenna’s bush but I refuse to touch it. If I ever refer to a certain body part as a “pee-pee,” just put me out of my misery, would you?
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I’d be happy to perform that public service. And thanks for taking the high road with the inevitable joke….
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Shut off her ventilator? Yikes!
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A little extreme, no?
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Just a bit.
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