Things I don’t need.

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I’m blaming the high tech toaster I received for Christmas on the first two ridiculous products that showed up on my feed.

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A smiling toast lamp? Jesus wept…

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And if I don’t want toast lighting my way to the bathroom, I certainly don’t need toast warming my hands either.

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Stickers on my eyelids? Just… no.

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Let me guess… when the water level is at half, I’ve drunk half the water? Brilliant. I never would have figured that out on my own.

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27 thoughts on “Things I don’t need.”

      1. If we won? You’d be seeing lots of photos of our new waterfront house, our chalet in the mountains and the new Lear jet we’ll be using to travel the world. Ooh, think of the blog fodder.
        😉

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      2. Maybe he/she/they are long lost relatives. Give them a visit. I’m sure everuone else in Maine is visiting them.
        And then you can blog all about your visit. It will be almost ax good as having won the lottery jourself!

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  1. We are not their target market. We are a target market for Pfizer, Medicare commercials, Humana and Life Insurance that is only “$9.95 a month” to take care of funeral expenses. Everybody else is targeting millennials, and we know they will by anything that is trending on Tik-Tok.

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