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I’m blaming the high tech toaster I received for Christmas on the first two ridiculous products that showed up on my feed.
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A smiling toast lamp? Jesus wept…
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And if I don’t want toast lighting my way to the bathroom, I certainly don’t need toast warming my hands either.
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Stickers on my eyelids? Just… no.
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Let me guess… when the water level is at half, I’ve drunk half the water? Brilliant. I never would have figured that out on my own.
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River's world..... 
I’m sure a child might get a kick out of the Toast Lamp and Hand warmers, a young adult might like the Eyebrows..as for the Cup, that actually seems useful for those who need to track their water intake.
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Well, someone might need these things…. but I don’t.
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I love that toast lamp… 😂 If I liked “stuff”, i’d be mighty tempted…
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I’m sure the water bottle also shames you if you don’t drink enough. Just what we need, right? Inanimate objects making us feel bad.
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My scale and walk in closet already do that… I don’t need a bottle giving me grief too.
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But does the high tech toaster do anything besides toast? Can it toast a new year with confetti?
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It can not. Which is very disappointing…
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This is just weird….🤪
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By the way, did you and the hubs win the $1B lotto? I heard it was someone from Maine.
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I’m guessing they didn’t. Even if they did, it’s not something you want the world to know.
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If we won? You’d be seeing lots of photos of our new waterfront house, our chalet in the mountains and the new Lear jet we’ll be using to travel the world. Ooh, think of the blog fodder.
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Don’t forget the howling mob of assholes trying to screw you out of it.
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You mean my husband’s family? We’re used to that…
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I’d still be willing to give it a try, who am I fooling?
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Funny that, I was thinking about Cathy’s husband’s family. They use that word like a weapon.
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I’ve never bought a lottery ticket in my life, so… no. The winner was from Lebanon, down near the NH border which is about 2 1/2 hours away.
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Maybe he/she/they are long lost relatives. Give them a visit. I’m sure everuone else in Maine is visiting them.
And then you can blog all about your visit. It will be almost ax good as having won the lottery jourself!
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It’s awful to actually feel sorry for the winner, but that kind of money changes everything… and everyone.
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Yup. I could use an extra $10 or $20,000 dollars, but a million, or a billion, no thanks. I like life quiet. A large sum of money would ruin it.
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We are not their target market. We are a target market for Pfizer, Medicare commercials, Humana and Life Insurance that is only “$9.95 a month” to take care of funeral expenses. Everybody else is targeting millennials, and we know they will by anything that is trending on Tik-Tok.
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My husband and I always laugh that every single commercial they play on the evening news is for medication. Clearly young people don’t watch the news.
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The problem with those toast products is, they cost a lot of bread.
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Your puns just keep getting butter.
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What can I say? Dad jokes are my jam.
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You’re the man. Crust me on this….
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That water bottle is genius. How else would you ever know?
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Besides looking? I’m sure I don’t know…
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