.
Because the world is filled with crazy headlines.
.
.
It could be…. but it won’t.
.
.
Is $11,500 too high a price for an air dried tush? I’m going with yes.
.
.
I wondered why I couldn’t find any spinach at the grocery store this week. Mystery solved.
.
.
The very definition of unusable news.
.
.
Take two turds and call me in the morning?
.
.
Imagine the black market possibilities here. Street corner conversations between dealer and buyer will be epic.
🤣
.
River's world..... 
What a wonderful post. To say anything else would be redundant.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Glad you liked it. I hope it was utterly useless ….
LikeLiked by 1 person
And then some.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I am confident prescription poop will be overpriced, although if it gets on Amazon’s list of medicines they now provide, maybe we’ll all be able to afford it after all.
LikeLiked by 1 person
It’s not like there would be a supply issue…
LikeLiked by 2 people
Or brown market possibilities, as it were…
LikeLiked by 1 person
That’s a market I’d walk right by…
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’d give it the ol’ stink eye, too.
LikeLiked by 1 person
” Hey, Alexa, how long was that poop? What did it register on the “odor meter scale”? “Oh, and is the density enough to be used as a prescription drug?” See, it might be worth the price tag just to get answers to these three questions!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Not for me, but feel free to install one and let us know.
👍
LikeLiked by 1 person
Density, Hmmm… Are we trying for an injectable or a suppository? Next stop, there. ALL ABOARD!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I don’t know. Let me go talk to my toilet and see if Alexa has an answer.
LikeLike
New We Can’t Use and all the stupid people causing this said news. I can’t even….right now, ugh. Where can I get some spinach? lol
LikeLiked by 1 person
That would sorta explain why Popeye the Sailor would grow all those crazy muscles and giant fists. Sadly, I ate a sandwich with a bunch of spinach on it a couple hours ago and I’m still not zookin’.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Not at my grocery store, the shelves were empty.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Either spinach is the favorite food of conspiracy theorists, or their hallucinations are in their heads — lettuce hope it’s the latter, because I like spinach (as does Popeye).
LikeLiked by 1 person
I love it raw but not cooked. Weird…
LikeLiked by 1 person
Toilet: No automated powder puff is a deal breaker.
Spinach: A new recreational drug
Jenna Bush: Her being a neighbor makes the photo of her removing her bikini bottom at the beach and flashing her bald hoo-ha is a staple in the community.
Fecal transplant: It was a life saver for me after high powered antibiotics killed off all the gut bacteria I had, and pro-biotic supplements wouldn’t jumpstart it again … the procedure is my favorite dinnertime topic.
LikeLiked by 2 people
I think your comments are worse than my post.
Well done sir.
Well done!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Hear Hear!
LikeLiked by 1 person
You reminded me… there really is a poop black market! I’ll spare the details.
I wonder if the alexa toilet auto schedules doc appts when it hears disturbing bowel movements.
LikeLiked by 1 person
For that much money? She damn well should…
LikeLike
I saw $15,000 tvs over the holidays. Not huge, simply some superior brand. I can’t imagine that level of disposable income!
LikeLiked by 1 person
It must be nice.
LikeLike
So what happens if you throw up in the Kamikaze thunder mug? Does it hose your face down and blow dry your head?
LikeLiked by 1 person
I think that’s a distinct possibility.
LikeLike
Fascinating I had spinach for breakfast and dinner…not a single hallucination experienced.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Must have been a bad batch.
😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh in Australia…that explains it 🤣
LikeLiked by 1 person
Popeye will be changing the lyrics to his song…
LikeLiked by 1 person
Or…. this was not news to him.
😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
“Cop THAT Alexa!!!”
LikeLiked by 1 person