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We’ve all said “Oh, you really shouldn’t have” when someone does something nice for us or gives us a gift. It’s an automatic response, though what we really meant to say is …I wasn’t expecting this. But thanks, I’m glad you did!
But when a friend of mine gave me a gift the other day? Out of nowhere, for no reason, just because? It was a lovely gesture and of course… I said, “Oh, you shouldn’t have.”
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But when I opened it…
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I realized I actually meant it this time.
She really shouldn’t have.
Poo paper. Note taking will never be the same.
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River's world..... 
Wouldn’t toilet paper be more appropriate? (https://poopoopaper.com)
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It would certainly complete the circle…
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I like it, as long as it is truly odour free. Well, maybe just a touch of odour, enough to know it really comes from cowshit.
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Thankfully there’s no odor. Or unfortunately in your case.
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This takes “writing a nasty note” to a whole new level. Besides, we already use cow poo in fertilizer. Is this just another way to create a false shortage? What a shitty deal that would be!
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It was a crappy gift, no doubt about it.
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Poo poo paper is a pretty good brand. They could make a fancier version and call it “Pasture parchment”
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Yeah yeah, I know how parchment is made. Definitely don’t try this at home, but if you are just that stupid, er, daring, just remember: The cow shit you get at the hardware store isn’t the same as the cow shit you get in its natural habitat.
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Isn’t that so much fun when no sooner than you say “you shouldn’t have”… you so want to immediately follow up after getting and/or opening the gift with “you REALLY shouldn’t have.” Ah, I guess it is better to take the high road and save it for a re-gift opportunity where you can’t be identified as the giver.
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I like the way you think….
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Re-gift it to Lord Dudley and tell him it’s tp.for special cats (he does think he’s The Grand Poo=bah, doesn’t he?). 😀
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He does.
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Anything sustainable is good, but I’m a bit of a sceptic because the paper’s made in Thailand. Greenwashing? Is this paper bullshit literally or metaphorically? Sorry to poo poo on your friend’s parade, I don’t mean to be a cow.
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I always wonder exactly how green these green products are…
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I know I meant it when my brother got me that Susanne Summers poster for my birthday… or… as I call it, “Sending your friend into Spencer’s Gifts to buy your brother something”…
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I suppose that was better than her Thighmaster….
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That’s funny. I wonder if it’s compostable for RV Toilets?
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Could be…
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahaha!!!
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