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In her never ending attempt to make me embrace kale, my girlfriend gave up trying to feed it to me and gifted me kale hair conditioner.
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The shampoo had matcha which is less revolting, but I’m here to report these products made my (considerable) head of hair feel like a Brillo pad. Keep kale where it belongs… in the garbage can.
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A winter morning peek out our front door.
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A winter evening peek out the same door.
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As seen in the grocery store parking lot. Is this driver extremely lazy… or blind? Those are the only two explanations I can think of to explain riding down the road with a large clump of snow on your windshield.
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River's world..... 
I’m with you on the kale.
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It’s such a noxious weed.
🤢
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OR… the driver cleaned everything but the middle of the roof and when they stopped, the snow slid down over the window…
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Could be, but I’d still have to brush it off.
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You OCDs crack me up…
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I just Googled up kale since I have no idea what it looks like. It looks like it could be a green Brillo pad, so maybe the shampoo just gives you a head of kale…
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That’s even worse!
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What will they think of next… Kale shampoo! Lol 😂
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I don’t know, but if it’s toothpaste? Count me out…
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Lol
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I am pretty sure that if scientists tried really hard, they could trace the extinction of the dinosaurs back to them finding an abundant, unused crop of Kale, and they just started munching.
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Even if it didn’t kill them? They’d wish they were dead…
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Okay y’all kale isn’t that bad, you must have that genetic disposition to it like I do with cilantro. Which in my book is the devils herb. I’d much rather eat kale than eat cilantro 🤮. Because kale to me doesn’t taste like it does to you, it’s tastes similar to spinach, to me that is.
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I despise cilantro as well!
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Yes, I know lmao.
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I’m not a fan of kale either.
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You are upset about a bit of snow on a windshield? (Correctly upset, of course.) Imagine driving down the road and seeing a car coming towards you with frost-frozen windows, and a small clear square about the size of a credit card brushed away. I see that all the time. It amazes me there are not more accidents!
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I had my windshield cracked driving behind and idiot who hadn’t cleaned his car properly, it’s a trigger point.
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Ahhhh. And there are lots of those idiots, that is for sure.
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I remember I had mixed seeds that were salad greens and the only thing that came up was the kale! What a strange shaped clump of ice. The morning and evening pics, well I’ll just breathe them in.
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Kale. It’s so awful it killed all its neighbors…
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I was in a store one day listening to the clerk bitch about being unable to see out of the windshield she’d scraped a 12″ round patch off of. *facepalms* CLEAN YOUR WINDOWS OFF PEOPLE AND THAT INCLUDES THE REAR ONE!
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And their roofs. We had to have a windshield replaced thanks to flying ice…
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Masercot nailed it. That exact thing happened to me on Friday. And yes, I left that clump of snow there while I dashed inside the grocery store, but cleared it off before heading home. Sometimes, you just want to get inside the store ASAP before all the kale has been snatched up, you know?
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No, I’m afraid I don’t.
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So are you supposed to drink or put the kale concoction or use it on your head? 😜
Lovely views…well, not the Snow Drift Car.
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