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Because it’s generally more fun than news you can.
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The future of porn is most definitely not in my living room, but this is a judge free zone. What you do with your holodeck is your own business.
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Bad pig… bad.
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For some reason my Facebook feed thought I needed this. At over $10 an inch? I think I’ll pass.
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I’m guessing the people who install the porn holodeck are the target audience here.
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It’s this kind of quality content that makes you glad you read my blog, no?
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River's world..... 
It’s certainly news I won’t find in our local paper. “Got drunk and started a fight with a cow…” Seems I heard that before, maybe when I was a freshman.
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And what did that cow ever do to you?
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I like the idea of a drunken pig who fights a sober cow. There’s spunk in that pig, along with alcohol.
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Pigs.
Ya gotta love ‘em.
And not just for bacon.
❣️
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Definitely. There’s ham, and all kinds of sausage, chicharrons and pretty good leather. What’s not to love?
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Chittlins… and pickled feet.
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I’m sure they bring joy to someone. Even head cheese. I saw some once with an eyelid in it. There were lashes and everything. Ooo Daddy!
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🤢🤢🤢
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I can’t use any of this so called, “news.” But the Australian pig story did make me snort out loud, and now I have coffee up my nose. So thank you River! LMAO
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You’re quite welcome!
👍
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I am like you. If people want to bring holodeck porn into their living room, so be it, but they have to find a way of keeping minors from having access. Mom walks in from a trip to the grocery store and there is junior twerking with a hologram of Candy (in all her glory). The plus side…this may relieve a few perverts of the necessity to go out and rape. Even just a few would be a good thing.
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That’s an interesting point. Does porn deter or increase violence against women? I can’t imagine it engenders respect.
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Mmmm. Maybe my life-long dream of a night of wild abandonment with Tinkerbell will be fulfilled before Thanatos taps me on the shoulder.
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In a green meadow, the sun sets low,
And the stars begin to twinkle and glow,
A gentle breeze blows through my hair,
And I hear a tinkling in the air.
It’s Tinkerbell, with wings that shimmer,
Her mischievous smile, my heart a glimmer,
She leads me on a whimsical journey,
Through hidden nooks where fireflies twirl and turn me.
We laugh and play, carefree and alive,
With a sense of wonder, we feel so alive,
We share stories and secrets by the pond,
As the moon reflects, and our bond grows strong.
And when the night draws to a close,
Tinkerbell bids farewell, and my heart glows,
For the memories of this magical night,
Will stay with me, forever in my sight.
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🧚🧚🧚
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I’m sure that’s possible.
Disturbing, but possible.
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That Australian pig needs an agent who can get it a primo UFC booking. Let’s see how “ultimate fighters” fare against that hog!
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Down Under Pork for the win!
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Impressive, but until the pig takes down Crocodile Dundee, I’ll remain unenthused.
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I’ve had so many nights like that… The pig, not the lube, obviously…
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Thanks for clarifying.
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Does anyone really need a barrels worth ??
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I certainly hope not.
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What I want to know is did the Drunken Pig Win the fight?
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My guess is yes.
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