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Every once in a while I check my email and get a surprise.
Not the good…hear from an old friend, winning lottery ticket… kind of surprise, no.
But something surprising all the same.
Who sent it? I neither know, nor care to find out.
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This guy performed an African elongation ritual and got ridiculous results.
Him and his hot wife went to Kenya a couple of years ago only to discover that native plants gave every local humongous penises.
The Maasai tribe, renowned in the scientific community for their unique 16 inches dongs and their well protected elongation method, gave this dude an extra 3 inches in the first few weeks after.
No wonder Porn stars are being put to shame.
Impressed by the results, he became friends with a few of the elders of the tribe and managed to learn their secrets while performing the ritual a couple extra times, with the same incredible results.
He stopped at 9,2 inches.
Just be responsible with this delicate info.
This ritual has created some monsters since it has been reproduced – around 112,000 to be more precise.
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After reading it, laughing about it and deciding to post it… I searched Google images for an appropriate photo of the aforementioned Maasai tribes people to accompany my blog.
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Does the email content explain why this person is happily jumping for joy?
You be the judge.
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River's world..... 
Hmm, my local native plants seem to be having the opposite effect.
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You need different plants.
🤣
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there are SEVERAL saying I could type in here but this is a PG13 blog, right?
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Well… not so far.
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I knew about the amazing jumping – didn’t know it was due to a 3rd leg.
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I live to inform.
🤣
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Pretty sure they’re humping for joy, too.
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Most men would. Women? Not so much.
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He’s not jumping. If he had something like that inside his thong, he wouldn’t dare, he’d have his eye out!
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It’s a definite risk.
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🤣
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We here in the US have found the same results with photoshop.
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Which is a lot quicker, and probably less painful.
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It looks like a male tribe member jumping which makes sense…the women are probably hiding somewhere, sick of having their internal organs rearranged on a nightly basis.
Deb
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No doubt!
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I wonder if the tribe leader is known as Mr. Big?
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This should have gone under……a news You Can’t Use. But since it’s an email, it’s still not something anyone could use…🫣
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Not sure it’s technically news, but it’s definitely useless.
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Maybe he’s not jumping for joy. Maybe that’s the actual method. 😉
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Interesting….
But I really don’t want to research it further.
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Think of the follow-up post. You could have all your (male) readers jumping up and down.
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That’s a terrifying thought.
No!
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Oh my…that is freaking hilarious!!
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