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Never useful, but hopefully entertaining.
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Trying to process a quickie divorce is my guess.
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I was disheartened to learn this was happening in Portland, Oregon instead of Portland, Maine. I could definitely use a little llama lovin’ when I fly.
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If it’s considered humane for Fido… why not for Florence?
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It’s not like they’d ever run out.
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Damn. That’s a lot of poo.
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Florida.
Nothing surprises me about that state anymore.
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River's world..... 
I think I read the full article on the driveway theft but don’t recall the details.
Great headlines!!
Llamas are said to be spitting assholes… I hope they’re actually using alpacas!
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I’ve been tempted to spit at the airport a time or two…
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🤣
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I hope for the therapy cassowary or the emotional support wolverine. I feel better already.
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I’m not sure how supportive a Wolverine can be, but it would definitely be interesting…
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Remember how we were just discussing the famous Portland airport carpet? There it is, in all its llama-lovin’ glory!
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Refresh my memory… what’s it supposed to be?
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Since you’re a voracious reader: https://markpetruska.com/2014/10/02/carpet-diem/
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Yeah, I gotta say… I don’t see the appeal. While I fully embrace weird in all its quirky glory… Darth Vader on a unicycle? Classic. the carpet itself only earns a meh from me.
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I thought maybe you were on a break. Turns out, after all the previous topics you’ve covered in New You Can’t Use, Google decided to put this notification in the spam bucket. Was it the poo? The spit? The driveway? Dunno.
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Well, that was rude.
I know my posts aren’t award worthy… but spam?
Come on.
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Since it happened in Florida I suspect the driveway disappeared into a sink hole….or maybe some of that human poo fuel dropped from a jet overhead, and the driveway disappeared into a stink hole.
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It’s Florida. Anything is possible….
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Every single time the husband mentions the lottery, he says, “If I win the lottery…” and I always – ALWAYS – have to remind him: “It’s WE, honey. If WE win the lottery…”
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You win, I spend.
Marriage is sharing…
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I love Llamas! I would want to just go and hang out at the airport.
As for jet fuel, I wonder if fares would decrease if we offered to contribute for our trip. Although, I would hope they would let us use larger containers then we use for everything else.
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Poop discounts.
I like it!
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