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I saw this advertisement the other day and thought it was a marvelous way to raise money.
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“Be kind to the flamingos”.
Words to live by.
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Sometimes bad taxidermy is so bad it’s good.
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We drove by this restaurant in Portland the other day, and while I’m no prude… I dislike advertisements, bumper stickers and political signs with crude language. If you’re wondering why eight year olds are responding “f*ck yeah!” to the question would you like a cookie?… here’s your answer.
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Bluebird!
Eating at the snazzy new feeder we bought without a thought to how it would be covered in bird poo in 10 seconds flat.
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Now that’s an interesting deal. Store your junk and get free frozen custard every week. With the amount of junk my spouse could store.. we’d have a freezer full in no time.
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I saw those stripper mice in a recent nightmare…
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Too much cheese at dinner?
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No, it was that go-go mouse bar I was at a few hours before…
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You know it’s a slippery slope. First, pole dancing mice… next thing you know you’re having a wombat lap dance.
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Too bad Mark’s house is too far away for them to “flock.” He would love that.
Amen to your comments about kids today. Not to be a total downer, but the level of back-talk and disrespect from students toward teachers this year has been extraordinary. I’m so burned out by it.
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I can’t even imagine. But when their parents are proudly flying a F*ck Biden sign on their house I shouldn’t be surprised.
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Getting flocked would be a nice surprise, at least for me, lol. And I agree with you about the kids now a days and their constant back talk and rude language. It’s so annoying that I loathe shopping at a certain store now. It’s a barrage of snotty rude talking kids. And what’s worse, their parents think it’s “cute” and post that crap on social media, when it’s really just bad parenting.
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It’s so not cute.
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$150!?!? I’ll settle for the strippers who still take ones…
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Maybe you could teach your squirrels….
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I don’t need to teach them anything. They love showing off their goods for free, as so many of my photos have captured…
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Yes, but can they do it to music…?
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The plastic pink flamingo is the Official Bird of my hometown. I can get you a dead mouse for a lot less than $150.
I’m a little confused by the flock pricing. We’l charge you an extra $5 to reveal your name or an extra $10 to not reveal your name?
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Flocking should always be anonymous. That’s just good marketing…
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A female coworker flocked me on my birthday once in South Dakota. Tara watched the whole thing happen.
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I was reading an old blog post (from a different platform) earlier and came across this interesting passage:
If I were going to live anywhere on the East Coast, Maine would probably be the place I’d choose. It’s more Gorton’s fisherman than Paul Bunyan, but it does possess a certain allure. Maine is kind of hanging out up there on its own, isolated from the hustle and bustle of places like New York and Philly and Boston. It seems quaint and unassuming. Based on the pictures I’ve seen, it’s awfully scenic. They grow fantastic blueberries up there, and I do love me some blueberries. Plus, Stephen King would be my neighbor. (Seriously. Maine isn’t exactly overrun with people. I imagine you’re neighbors, at least in spirit, with every other resident who calls the state home.)
I thought you might get a kick out of that!
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I do, thanks. And while we have plenty of Gorton’s fishermen? We claim Paul Bunyan as well….
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https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/10327
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Mouse strippers certainly do command a very high price for their pole work.
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When you think that human strippers work for single dollar bills, yes.
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The stripper mice were $150 each??
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Apparently.
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How much does your Hubby like Custard? Can you talk him into it?
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I tried… no luck.
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