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You can’t use it, and yet there’s so much of it.

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I have go out to dinner shoes, gardening shoes, beach shoes, snow storm shoes, long distance walking shoes and shoes I can’t wear any more due to a bunion.

What I don’t have are poop shoes.

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Clearly someone likes to say sh*t.

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A blood smoothie?

Thanks for that nightmare.

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I think I’m going to pass on this one.

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If you’ve ever watched The Last of Us? Trust me, dead fungus is the way to go.

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I had to laugh at this pic. Every time my husband and I see a duck in that position we yell butts up!

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Is the cloaca having a big year?

I’m so behind on the trends.

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My guess is they received a government grant.

Nice work if you can get it.

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Because stupid news is as good a way as any to start the week.

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No, the magic material isn’t poo, it’s volcanic ash.

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Um, I beg to differ. Any amount of heavy metal in tampons is too damn much .

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Arsenic tampons.

I’ve never been so glad to be menopausal as I am right now.

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You’ll excuse me if I don’t shed any tears for people who are suffering from that horrible affliction of too much profit.

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I know they’ve survived.

Every time my husband tells me…. you sound just like your mother.

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I like fashion as much as the next gal, but homicidal pants is a hard pass.

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Now that’s what I call a bell clanger!

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