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Lord Dudley Mountcatten was cackling loudly the other day and stalking something through the living room window.
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Closer inspection revealed a line of sparrows…
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Who were no doubt teasing him on purpose.
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I’m going out on a limb here, but this abomination is almost as awful as Spam.
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I tried very hard to talk my husband into throwing this into the truck on a recent trip to Tractor Supply, but at $230 he squawked.
Which is something this chicken clearly isn’t doing anymore.
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His Lordship, surveying his domain.
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