Because if you don’t laugh, you’ll scream.

That’s the very definition of symmetry.

I can relate to this.

My bags are lonely… as well as heartbroken.

I’m not a religious person, but first plague…. now insects.

It’s mildly convincing, but I’m still holding out for water into wine.

Finally,

A protest I can get behind.

Well that’s depressing.

Because the answer to “what’s new?” has never been more boring.