.
You can’t use it, but keep reading anyway.
.
.
Giving new meaning to their slogan “we’ve got the beef”.
.
.
And I’m supposed to care about this why…?
.
.
How glad are you to be a loyal reader now?
.
.
Approachable size. 
I’m dying.
🤣
.
.
I can barely stand myself in this universe. Meeting another 100 versions of me is not on the top of my bucket list.
.
.
I don’t envy that town’s Chamber of Commerce. Spinning cannibal crickets to the tourist trade has got to be tough.
.
.
News. It’s a subjective term these days, and that’s sad.
.
.
I’m not going to comment on this one, because honestly… I just don’t want to.
.
.
Well, if it can remove car battery corrosion …. stones shouldn’t be a problem.
.
.
And we humans dutifully comply . Ookie Pookie must be kept happy… or there will be consequences.
.
.
Of course she did. She’s 10.
.
.
I don’t know. And I don’t care to find out… but gee, your mother must be so proud.
.
.
This last news alert is from my town. And I don’t know about you, but I prefer it to vaginal squirting contests.
.
Well, keep dreaming…
Today’s not the day.
It’s an age old question and I thought why not enlist a few famous people to help us with the answer.
So why did the chicken cross the road?
OPRAH says: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
Fair enough.
Let’s hope it’s a Mercedes, because they had the best car commercial… ever!
Watch it. I dare you not to smile…
SARAH PALIN says: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick!
DR SEUSS says: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
True, but a little morbid.
BILL CLINTON says: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
Okay, okay. We get it.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY says: To die in the rain, alone.
Well, damn.
That’s depressing.
DONALD TRUMP says: We should build a wall so the chicken can’t cross the road.
Nice hair.
AL GORE says: I invented the chicken…. and the road.
Yeah…
Thanks for that.
ALBERT EINSTEIN says: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
And finally –
ARISTOTLE says: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
So there you have it.
And because I don’t want to break the trend of inserting a GOT reference into every single one of my posts till the final season is over….
A Game of Thrones chicken.
Epic!
River's world..... 