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I can’t stop chuckling over these tacky greeting cards.
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See?
There’s always a bright side.
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I can think of quite a few people who deserve that card.
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If that doesn’t choke you up, nothing will.
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Technically correct.
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💕
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Have you heard of the Bad Betty greeting card company?
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Her line of cards is about as far from Hallmark as you can get.
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And I don’t know about you…
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But I can think of quite a few friends I would send these to.
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Damn Betty, that’s cold.
🤣
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Be warned Hallmark, your days are numbered.
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And the humble potato is hammering that final nail in your coffin.
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Nothing says I love you like a Happy Anniversary potato.
Please pass the butter.
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I’ve always loved dinosaurs. As a child my favorite place in the whole world was under the skeleton of a T Rex at the Museum of Natural History in NYC. So imagine my delight when I discovered these…
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So what, you say? Gummy dinosaurs are no big deal… tis true.
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But winosaurs? That’s booze, candy and dinosaurs all in one place! A little slice of heaven right there.
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And booze filled Hallmarks?
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I’m also very down with those.
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River's world..... 