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Sadly, it’s been a while since we’ve had to send any Mother’s Day cards.
I lost my mom in 2014, the husband lost his a few years later in 2017.
But I fondly remember choosing pretty, heartfelt cards expressing love, thanks and gratitude for selfless maternal sacrifices.
Though by the looks of the recent advertising I’ve seen online?
Things have clearly changed since then.
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Crabs?
If we’re wishing our mothers crabs…
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And cat turds?
Things really have changed.
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I can’t stop chuckling over these tacky greeting cards.
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See?
There’s always a bright side.
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I can think of quite a few people who deserve that card.
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If that doesn’t choke you up, nothing will.
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Technically correct.
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Have you heard of the Bad Betty greeting card company?
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Her line of cards is about as far from Hallmark as you can get.
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And I don’t know about you…
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But I can think of quite a few friends I would send these to.
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Damn Betty, that’s cold.
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Be warned Hallmark, your days are numbered.
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And the humble potato is hammering that final nail in your coffin.
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Nothing says I love you like a Happy Anniversary potato.
Please pass the butter.
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I’ve always loved dinosaurs. As a child my favorite place in the whole world was under the skeleton of a T Rex at the Museum of Natural History in NYC. So imagine my delight when I discovered these…
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So what, you say? Gummy dinosaurs are no big deal… tis true.
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But winosaurs? That’s booze, candy and dinosaurs all in one place! A little slice of heaven right there.
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And booze filled Hallmarks?
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I’m also very down with those.
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