Because wouldn’t you rather laugh?

There.
That puts things in perspective.

Yes.
For quite a bit longer by the looks of things.

Don’t you just hate when that happens?

Hell, in Maine…. it already does.

Good rule.

Most definitely.
Grocery stores have become the new I-95. Wrong way dumb asses, rubberneckers, and the road police who do 25 miles under the posted speed limit.
Move aside people….
River needs double fudge brownie mix. And tequila.

A fitting finale.
WTF indeed.