Tag Archives: jeans

Things Facebook think I need.

September 10, 2022 Rivergirl 20 Comments

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I’m beginning to wonder exactly what kind of weirdo Facebook thinks I am.

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The husband and I will not be rocking matching bat suits anytime soon. ( Not to say we wouldn’t crush them, I simply don’t feel the need)

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This made me do a double take, and further research was warranted.

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Jeans that give new meaning to the phrase pants on fire.

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I had to laugh at this ad because I just saw the exact product at a flea market for $10. Sorry Pier One.

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I can say it. But from now on, I won’t.

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They say you can’t be too rich or too thin….

October 17, 2021 Rivergirl 28 Comments

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But what I discovered after 4 hours of closet cleaning?

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Is that you can definitely have too many jeans and slacks.

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I tried on 47 pairs…

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Filled 3 garbage bags….

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And narrowed it down to 4 piles. ( On the far left? Fit, but would look better if I lost 10 lbs Yes, I’m keeping them. Don’t judge. )

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There.

That’s better.

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Help me out here…

April 26, 2019 Rivergirl 29 Comments

Like most humans, I have two legs.

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Alright, and some cats as well.

So how is it possible that I had 107 pairs of jeans, slacks and capris in my closet?

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So… 214 leg coverings.

How did it happen….

Is there a trouser fairy I’m unaware of?

Or do they breed when the lights go out?

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Something had to be done.

So I tried on 98 pieces of clothing.

This was in no way enjoyable and looked something like this:

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(If you don’t have fat and skinny sections in your closet? Please move along, I don’t tolerate that kind of self control here.)

I know, I know.

The stack had gotten a little out of hand.

But look, I’m donating all of these…

And I managed to organize a small section of shelf.

Woo hoo! I can see the wall.

Yay me.

But now?

Someone needs to talk to the shirts.

Because I’m getting a little overwhelmed.

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Yeah, it’s a tough call.

Because a girl has to take advantage of extra closet space when it presents itself…. right?

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